#definitely tmi

[exhuastedpigeon]

Coworker: why are you in such a good mood this morning?

Me, a person who got their back blown out at 7:30am: just woke up on the right side of the bed I guess.

[daisyofwaterdeep]

not to be overly lewd and down bad, but you all ever just see a pic or gif of gale and you just just like...involuntarily clench

[ireadwithmyears]

Before the semester started, I accidentally stocked up on tampons that have cardboard applicators...

Listen I don’t know which one of you fuckers thought that this design choice was a good one but whoever it was, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you🖕

The amount of times that the applicator has either jammed, gotten stuck, or broke, leaving me looking like I’ve just walked out of a scene from Carrie simply because I’m just trying to get a tampon in is humiliating

[melchiordommik]

Life update, TMI, ignore if u want but it explains my absence

Hello fellow gay people (and not gay people)

SOOO what happened to Melchiordommik? Ermmm

I used to take care of my grandmother for around uhh 4 years? Last year she got hospitalized 4 times and the fourth time, she unfortunately didn't make it. This turned my life upside down and I am still recovering from the hole that was left in my life. I then had to get a job ASAP because I basically provide for the house with the help of my aunt (who lives in another neighboring city)

Soooo I don't really have much time to draw because I work, like, I got a real job (ewwww) but it's cool I get paid, I bought a sick ass new PC and I've been having fun with games :)

Yeah that's why I kinda disappeared for.. months.

Too much info but TLDR: I work now so no art <\3

[i-know-too-many-greek-myths]

Are there any healthy reasons for your ass to bleed. Like it's not blood in my poop it's just fucking blood coming out my ass, it's not that much and it's bright red, to the point I thought I had started my period until I checked and it was definitely coming from my asshole. What

Morning update: it went away on it's own I think I might have shit too hard last night or something, either way I woke up very much not dead or covered in blood. May have overreacted a bit but uh. I'm okay guys.

[pinkopalina]

would jerking off for three minutes help this miserable day?? hmmmmm

[pandora15]

16, 35, 62 for the asks? 💕

Thanks for the ask! :)

16. How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Really sleepy.  I slept through my first alarm this morning (which uh. never happens), so I’m just all off-kilter at the moment.

35. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My parents.  My mom’s birthday was just over a week ago, and in the days leading up to it, my dad and I had planned to go shopping on the day before because it was a Saturday and going out during the week would be difficult.  Also, at the time, my brother was still quarantining at our house, so I thought since he couldn’t go out shopping, we could come up with a gift together.

But then on the day before my mom’s birthday, my dad decided to bail and have my mom pick out some really expensive jewelry and told me that since I “wanted independence”, I was on my own.  It literally came out of nowhere too.

I was pissed because we literally had a plan so I told my mom, and she got really upset that I didn’t have a gift at the time (because apparently love isn’t shown by your thoughts and actions, but by material objects), which in turn got me really upset.

I ended up managing to get a gift later on that day and things actually turned out pretty good for my mom’s birthday, but I’m still kinda annoyed, so.  bleh.

62. What makes you happy?

A few things!  Music, writing (when my brain chooses to cooperate with me), baking, spending time with my friends and family, and being able to interact with so many wonderful people here on this hellsite :)

(70 horrible questions)

[widgenstain]

Yep, my vagina still can't tell Andrew and Mark Ruffalo apart.