full name: Gregory Porter
birthday / star sign: September 15th / Virgo
fc: Liam Hemsworth
voiceclaim: American Liam Hemsworth / Luke Perry as Pike in the Buffy Movie << actually this whole scene is just Greg to a T #embarrassing & on OG 90210 <<< this is actually...just...Greg...I h8 him, this scene is him flirting with Benjy!
petty scale: An 8, petty but bad at it.
likes: Roasting his friends even though he’s the most roastable, sending Simon links with no context and hoping he opens them during a meeting, buttery croissants, partying & bacardi’ng, football, making out, The Vampire Diaries, cutting class, being a borderline asshole, demin, anything with minimum effort involved, anyone who drags him tbh
dislikes: Thinking about the future, disappointing the people he loves, being unable to stop making mistakes, overly bearded beards, shitty tippers, bruised knuckles, not knowing all the goss, being alone
biggest crushes: Bonnie Brightman #1 wife... Juliette, Claire, Quinn & Isabel, not Carrie, probably Alex too tbh, Benjy, Asher on principle, Claire obviously, Blair etc.
fave meme:
Greg has never been unpopular. He’s easily fitted into any crowds his whole life, choosing only to slouch a the back of the class or behind the bleachers sharing cigarettes with his other burnout buds. He’s known for bringing a good time and his parties are pretty legendary- in a different way from the Beaumont’s though. As much a he’s a disaster, he just has...a quality. A way with people. To a point.
Juliette Palmer was the stone cold cheerleader who wouldn’t have deemed him in her league or even near it, tbh. And he loved it. She dragged him, he fell in love and so the banter began. Back and forth he can do perfectly but in all actuality, he is just a giant sap who cares, especially about all his crushes who drag him.
Self esteem at 0% but he walks around like he invented #Confidence. As if he himself penned Demi’s greatest hits.
Bonnie left a sweater at his house from this one time they were studying or watching a movie or having croissants (ya’know, from before he messed everything up #rip). Anyways, he knows she did this and he knows where it is but catch him denying he knows anything about it.
Is highkey terrified of Jenny Moore.
99% of the time he’s sporting some sort of bruise he deserved or got on accident. A scruffy boy who also spends a lot of time on his super casual appearance. Uh, just needs a hug and to grow up I think. My problematic fave.
cinnamon roll meme placement: Burnt, crispy cinnamon roll, needs too much care
intro song: “I’m To Blame” by Kip Moore / “It Ain’t my Fault” by Brothers Osborne
who pays for their netflix?: His parents!
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