#about meep

[ask-lord-meep]

Oh great Meep, tell us your story! How did you end up adopted? Were you born in Irk or here?

Meep was not born on Irk or earth. Meep is a child of the Cosmos. He came into being among clouds of nebulae and floated aimlessly through space with only the whispering stars for company. Meep eventually crash landed on earth in the desert, where he hit his head and discovered the vast amounts of knowledge held in his PAK which he used to survive on earth and plan his eventual universal reign.

As for being adopted, Meep discovered Dib and Zim’s blog while searching for signs of other aliens already on earth. Meep joined the discord server soon after and Dib took one look at Meep, and snatched him right up. Not that Meep is complaining, he loves his family, especially now that it’s gotten bigger!

[missgrantscheerleader]

Welcome to meep with feet

Rules: answer the Questions & tag 20 whomever you want to get to know better!

Tagged by: @the-queen-of-the-light

Name: Noelle

Nickname: Noie, Monkey, Goob

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Hogwarts House: Coleslaw

Height: 5ft 7in

Orientation: Northwest

Ethnicity: White

Favourite Fruit: Pink Lady Apples

Favourite Season: All of them and none of them at the same time

Favourite Book Series: The last series of books I read was The Boxcar Children which 8.5 year old me enjoyed immensely.

Favourite Fictional Characters: Miranda Priestly, Cat Grant, Xena, Gabrielle, 

Favourite Flower: A blend of calla lilies and roses omg

Favourite Scents: Whatever the hell my aunts and mom have in their homes. THEY WILL NOT TELL US WHAT IT IS SO WE KEEP COMING BACK TO THE HOUSE AND IT WORKS BC IT SMELLS SO DAMN GOOD I STG THE MANIPULATION

Favourite colour: All of the blues

Favourite animal: Doggles

Favourite artist/band: Tori Amos and whatever is on my best friends ipod

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Coffee AM and Tea PM

Average sleep hours: ABahfhdfljakjf asdf what is this thing

Number of blankets I sleep with: 3

Dream trip: Anything free and luxurious. I’ve lived out of my backpack for my 20s. Time for an upgrade. a big fucking upgrade.

Last thing I googled: hot ladies in tuxedoes

Blog Created: January 2016 

How many blogs I follow: 377

Number of followers: 7

What do I usually post: Supergirl, DWP, Hot older ladies in love with other hot older ladies, hot older ladies in love with hot younger ladies, whatever the mood strikes

Do I get asks regularly: nope

Tag 20 People (I tried, but I don’t really know that many people, so here goes):

@abcooper @puppy-at-best @reginalovesemma (sorry luce my tumblr thing really wants me to tag you) @bridgetteirish @spaceshipsarecool @ratherembarrassing @villainousunsub @gaypapercuts

[ask-lord-meep]

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[ask-lord-meep]

Lord meep, what all can your pak do? Is it different, or is it just the same is every pak that irkens have?

Meep’s PAK is unlike any other living Irken’s. It was gifted to Meep upon his creation by the Cosmos. It’s processing power is unparalleled, and it’s data capacity is so vast, there isn’t a unit of measurement Meep can use to give you an estimate max. Because of this, there isn’t much room for gadgets since most of Meep’s PAK is dedicated to his processor and data banks. Meep has PAK legs like most Irkens, as well as a hyper telescope, and a rocket powered gliding apparatus. Nothing too fancy in terms of tools. That’s okay, though. Meep makes his own gadgets.

[ask-lord-meep]

No One Important

[ask-lord-meep]

...you go to work?- insomniac anon (from your dads' blog! Hi there little one!)

Oh hello!! Welcome to the blog of your future benevolent overlord. And yes! Meep is an accountant. Universal domination isn’t cheap. Meep has bills to pay.

[ask-lord-meep]

Awesome! Do you like your job, I know it isn't world domination but is it at least likeable? -Insomniac Anon

Yes! Meep enjoys his job! It’s easy for Meep, considering that he has a super computer attached to his spine. Meep also loves his coworkers. They are good friends!

[str4wb3rris0da]

I want to be a lean, mean, no back or tummy pain machine so I've changed my schedule so I can go to the school gym (with the fucking stupid hours) and this week I've been trying to up my protein and fiber intake while also on my endless journey to fix my sleep schedule. I took 2 walk today :3 sweated a lot and drank water and it's only the beginning baybeeee I've always wanted to fix my bdd by getting shredded

I don't really cook anymore, I mostly have been making "peasant snack plate" for a lot of meals so I need to practice as much as I can and git good. I already made a dinner I didn't like but it was so protein rich I still met my goal with only eating like half.

I just have to practice making food, practice going to bed (limiting hella gaming at night), and also go to the gym to make my little muscles scream so I can eventually fight God. Death metal exercise playlist ftw.