I hav question...How old is Meep ??
Meep is six earth months old! Though a PAK allows irkens to speak at a very early age, Meep is still but a smeet. However the vast knowledge stored in Meep’s PAK dates back millennia. Meep knows all.

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@ask-lord-meep
I hav question...How old is Meep ??
Meep is six earth months old! Though a PAK allows irkens to speak at a very early age, Meep is still but a smeet. However the vast knowledge stored in Meep’s PAK dates back millennia. Meep knows all.
TRANS RIGHTS BABEY!!!!
Tallest Oats would die for you at any given second
NO!!! NO DYING FOR MEEP!!!!
Meep with a knife. What crimes will he commit.
Do not hurt Meep, or I will hurt you
Meep appreciates your protectiveness, but he does not condone violence, either. Such unsavory individuals will not be looked upon kindly when Meep consumes the cosmos. They know who they are. They will pay their dues. That is guaranteed.
REMINDER THAT YOUR GRACIOUS UNIVERSAL OVERLORD DOES NOT CONDONE HARASSMENT OF ANY KIND FOR ANY REASON.
STAY OUT OF MEEP’S INBOX.
GO OUTSIDE.
Would you like me to bring double fudge brownies to the meetings?
YES PLEASE. YOU ARE NOW MEEP’S NEW FAVORITE HUMAN, STAR!!!!
Lord meep, what all can your pak do? Is it different, or is it just the same is every pak that irkens have?
Meep’s PAK is unlike any other living Irken’s. It was gifted to Meep upon his creation by the Cosmos. It’s processing power is unparalleled, and it’s data capacity is so vast, there isn’t a unit of measurement Meep can use to give you an estimate max. Because of this, there isn’t much room for gadgets since most of Meep’s PAK is dedicated to his processor and data banks. Meep has PAK legs like most Irkens, as well as a hyper telescope, and a rocket powered gliding apparatus. Nothing too fancy in terms of tools. That’s okay, though. Meep makes his own gadgets.
Overlord Meep conquerer of worlds! I offer my services (and my soul) to defend you and destroy your enemies!!! Long live and hail LORD MEEP!!!!! From a crazy af Anon.😋
FANTASTIC, WELCOME ABOARD! Meetings are at 6PM every other Wednesday and held at Meep’s subterranean lair. Refreshments provided. Let Meep know if you have any allergies. Do not hesitate to tell Meep if you’ll be absent or late! In advance if possible, please!
I think they assumed you like your adopted child less
Well that’s definitely not true... and circumstances are very different. The child has a full 9-5 job and lives in Las Vegas. It’s complicated. The triplets are literal newborns who require the attention. It’s not the same.
- dib
HOW DARE THEY ASSUME SUCH A THING?! MEEP IS VERY LOVED!!!! HE WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH SLANDER AGAINST HIS PARENTS!!!
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THEY KNOW!!! THEY KNOW WHAT MEEP HAS DONE!! ABORT!!!
Sarvi and Meep stole a limo, that’s why Meep was in jail. Too young? Legally, Meep is a 30 year old human male with extreme dwarfism and hypochronic anemia. Though he registered himself as a citizen illegally. It was the only way for Meep to get a well-paying job on earth.
As for how it was, nothing the great Meep couldn't handle. The police had to make the sign in Meep’s mugshot out of construction paper because the normal one was too big for Meep to hold. Meep also made a few new friends! Eight Ball promised to get coffee with Meep when he’s released. Meep had to modify the authorities’ memories a bit to be released instead of incarcerated.
Also, Meep resents that last question! Zal, Kip and Dewi haven't been arrested! Nor will they ever be!
I present unto thee an offering for our one true lord and savior, Meep!
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THIS PLEASES MEEP. HE ACCEPTS THIS GLORIOUS OFFERING!!!
Apologies
Meep is very sorry about his sudden disappearance. Meep was in jail. But he has been released! Meep is free!!!!!!
He will answer your questions very soon!
No One Important
Aren't you cold, baby? You should put some clothes!
CLOTHES ARE AN ILLUSION AND SO IS DEATH
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER LORD MEEP❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A lady of good taste, it seems! Meep loves you too!!!