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LOCAL DIPSHIT OVERCOMES HIS ISSUES FOR THE BETTER PART OF A DAY JUST BY LETTING HIMSELF READ FLUFF FANFICS
MURDERKAT (AFFECTIONATE), AS IN “THE MOTHERFUCKER WWHO SUGGESTED WWE KILL ANYONE WWHO HURT ME OR OUR MUTUAL JOYFRIEND”. /P
Love Lost #10
I always had you on a pedestal,
I always admired you.
Perhaps that's why
You never saw me fit
To keep as a permanent friend.
Two faces of a coin,
Always attached
But never seeing
The other side.
dtagged by rexalexander yaaaaassss
1) Why did you choose your URL? I started calling Alec Hardy 'DI Grumpy Cat' as a joke so much that it became my tag for him and then also my URL so I mean
2) What is your middle name? Kathryn
3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be? a dragon except dragons are real so
4) Favorite color? purple
5) Favorite song? At the moment, it's Let's Be Still by The Head and the Heart
6) What are your top three fandoms? Broadchurch, DW (I guess?), and TWW
7) Why do you enjoy tumblr? I do, but I've been away/wayyyyy to busy lately :(
8) Tag all 9 of your tumblr crushes (they have to do all 8 questions too)
rexalexander sapphicscience dirty-brian bisexualcooper lauraxxtennant perforated-paper mamaleh6994 nobeldonna badwolfrun
Rules: once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 (or really 4) people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.
I've been tagged by thebreakfastgenie!
WHAT WAS YOUR
Last beverage: apple soda + bourbon Last phone call: my friend's mom called me about my wedding invites Last text message: wonderingaboutthesouffles sent me a buzzfeed article about eddie redmayne Last song you listened to: prelude from suite no 1 in g major by bach (played by yo-yo ma) Last time you cried: last christmas when we went to see saving mr. banks
HAVE YOU EVER
Dated someone twice: no Been cheated on: no Kissed someone and regretted it: nah Lost someone special: yep Been depressed: yup Been drunk and threw up: lol yes
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: purple, navy blue, green
LAST YEAR (2014) HAVE YOU
Made a new friend: yeah Fallen out of love: no Laughed until you cried: ish Met someone who changed you: oh yes Found out who your true friends are: mmhmm Found out someone was talking about you: oh goodness yes Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: hahahaha yeah
GENERAL
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: most of them First best friend: David! First sport you joined: gymnastics First vacation: myrtle beach when i was a teeny lil First pair of trainers: probably before really learned to walk idk
RIGHT NOW
Eating: bbq chips Drinking: bourbon + apple soda I’m about to: shower & go to bed Listening to: black mirror Waiting for: myself to get sleepy
YOUR FUTURE
Want kids: i think so, yeah Get married: yup Career: teacher- at least i hope so
WHICH IS BETTER
Lips or eyes: eyes Hugs or kisses: I honestly prefer hugs Shorter or taller: taller :D Older or younger: younger i suppose Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous Nice stomach or nice arms: arms Sensitive or loud: lol i'm loud but i prefer sensitive Hook-up or relationship: mmm relationship Trouble maker or hesitant: hehee troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER
Kissed a stranger: nope Drank hard liquor: ya Lost glasses/contacts: nah Sex on first date: ohhh dear no Broke someone’s heart: i believe so Been arrested: no Turned someone down: yeah Cried when someone died: no, actually Fallen for a friend: ohhhhh yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: i guess i do Miracles: yeah Love at first sight: mmmm not quite Heaven: yeah Santa Claus: lol no Kiss on the first date: i mean sure Angels: uhhhh yes? but not like....floaty white dudes with golden hair????
Tagging: wonderingaboutthesouffles, sparrows-and-stags, jpmlndz, hulktwerk
I was tagged by phoebeweatherfieldcaufield and thebreakfastgenie!
a few people i'd like to know more about: rexalexander hardythehermitcrab badwolfrun hulktwerk bibliosaurusrex
Name: MK
Nicknames: (also MK) sometimes Chicago. at least one friend calls me 'Mom'
Birthday: November 17
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual* (asterisk bc I'm still processing gender and the 'difference' bi and pan but what even are words)
Height: 5'6"
Favorite Color: purple
Average Hours of Sleep: 4??
Lucky Number: 127
Last Thing I Googled: "Santa Kawaii" because I WANTED TO RESPOND TO rexalexander with a santa face but NO I couldn't find one
First word that comes to mind: 'yo'
Place that makes me happy: Congaree National Park
How many blankets I sleep under: 2 Favorite Fictional Character: hAmLEt
Book: Brave New World (Huxley), The Awakening (Chopin), (can I say Hamlet even though it's a play?), since I'm saying plays now J.B. by Archibald MacLeish
Animation: AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
TV Show: The West Wing but also Broadchurch. Then of course my love for Doctor Who is undeniable.
Favorite Beverage: Bourbon & Coke
Favorite Food: tacos
Last movie I saw in Cinemas: Mockingjay!
Dream Holiday: a vacation to Scotland w/ the dude where we explore the outdoors and try a ton of different scotch
Dream Wedding: one i dont have to pay for, tbh. joke dream wedding = the only guests are me, daniel, and a sheep bc we are getting married in scotland and nobody is invited
Dream career: teaching is p much the dream but i'd be hella down to 1) direct/produce or 2) be a voice actor (also i almost majored in chem so i could be a pyrotechnician)
tagged by rexalexander!
Name: Mary Kathryn (gah, we sound formal, don't we?)
Nickname: MK
Birthday: November 17
Gender: female
Height: 5’5” or so?
Time zone: EST
What time and date it is there: 1:40 am, August 28
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 5-6 typically
OTPs: Rose/Doctor (Nine, Ten &Tentoo specifically, I guess), Benedick/Beatrice, Luke/Lorelai
The last thing I Googled was: um according to my history, "to talk of hands" lolol fantastic
First word that comes to mind: peppers
What I last said to a family member: a text message that said "true"
One place that makes me happy and why: the river always makes me happy because I'm outside and typically with people I like
How many blankets I sleep under: just my comforter
The last movie I watched in the cinema was: The Giver
Three things I can’t live without: coffee, my friends, books
Something I plan on learning: how to make sushi
A piece of advice for all my followers: Take time to consider your motives for doing something (or for not doing something). Are you doing this because you feel obligated to? Are you avoiding something because of what someone else might think? Even if it's big or small, considering that will give you time to think and also maybe save you from something you'll regret.
You have to listen to this song: Seven Nation Army (cover) - Branches
My blogs: technically just this one but i have a draft blog where i test my gifs. it's hilarious.
yo if y'all wanna do this, consider yourselves tagged i'm tired
I was tagged by dreadlockedsciencegeek!
Rules: Always post the rules Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones Tag 11 people and link them Let them know they are tagged
1. Favorite place in the world? Oh man. There’s this place in Oaxaca, Mexico. I went there one summer and we stayed in the mountains and it was so beautiful and peaceful and being there was the most peace I’ve ever known.
^That’s it.
2. What quality in a person makes you instantly not want to associate with them? Easy. Arrogance. Or, not even arrogance. But if someone speaks with a condescending tone, I am pretty much done.
3. Do you have strong positive/negative feelings about Valentine’s Day? Not a big fan of holidays in general. So, yeah. I don’t like it. I like buying Hershey’s Hugs for a lower price AFTER Valentine’s Day, but other than that, eh.
4. What does your bedroom look like? Well. This, when it’s clean.
what you can’t see is the giant hamlet poster over my desk hehehe
5. How tall are you? Five foot five, I think.
6. What’s the last movie you watched (and what did you think of it)? HA. Okay the last movie I watched was The RSC’s Hamlet from 2009. And I mean, it’s okay. (THAT WAS SARCASM. IT IS MY FAVORITE THING TO EXIST.)
7. Can you draw? Oh goodness, no.
8. What’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned in the past week? So today I looked up the etymology for the word swagger. It appears (from just glancing) that swag was the original form (as a verb that basically meant sway) and good ol’ Shakespeare gave us swagger as a verb in a couple of his plays. Then there’s that time in Hamlet where I think it’s an adjective or like a gerund I don’t even.
9. Do you believe in God? Yes I do.
10. What’s the weirdest dream you can remember? Um. In sixth grade I had this math teacher I hated. Her name was Ms. Rutland and she was this tiny blonde pixie that reminded me of Tinkerbell. Anyway, in my dream I was in this house that was rigged like a giant waterslide/human pinball machine and in a very Jumanji-esque fashion, we had to sort of ‘beat’ the house.
But before that, I was running laps around the central part of my school, where I finally broke into the middle to find Orlando Bloom (???) in my principal’s chair (he even spun around all dramatically like a villain in a bond movie).
And at the end, my math teacher was the “boss battle.”
11. What are you excited about? Sleep, honestly. Friday night, I’m gonna turn in my Tragedies paper and then sleep SO well.
'Kay. My questions.
1. If you could play an Olympic sport, which would you choose? 2. What’s the last thing you read? Did you like it? 3. Any plans this weekend? 4. What's something you are stressed about right now? 5. If I were to send you pictures of something over and over again, what would you want them to be? 6. Are you one of the many people I tagged named "Katie?" 7. What were you into as a kid? Do you still like it? 8. Can you whistle? 9. Are you a morning person? 10. Favorite kind of tea (and how do you take it)? 11. Are you one of those people that kinda nods their heads along to songs, or do you sing along super theatrically (or anywhere in between)?