#about pee

[jizzlobberr]

real men piss upside down into their own mouths as to not waste the divine cocktail of the penis

[kelsynical]

ughhhhh Michael's toilet does this thing where it'll leak from the bottom when you pee into it... It's really gross and it was especially embarrassing this morning because I'm taking medicine for my UTI that turns my pee really orange. So I'm in there cleaning it up with paper towels and he comes in and I'm like just, "You know, I just feel like I shouldn't have to clean up my own pee until I'm like 80." and he suggests that I should maybe look into diapers.  

[mxinterpretations]

of course as soon as I'm super comfy in my bed, I need to pee.

[mxinterpretations]

man, I must have a super bladder or something because I need to pee but I really don't need to pee grrrrrrrr i'm going to have to wait until like tomorrow morning before I REALLY need to pee wtf

[as-i-softly-speak]

ugh I have to pee again are you kidding me

i just went pee

your going to make me get off my laptop AGAIN? REALLY

[every-nowhere]

I keeeo having this dun sss dreams