Alexandre Dumas (about Le Comte de Monte Cristo): Okay, now we have to think about the young characters the Count will find in Rome and after in Paris, like, the children of his enemies and other friends. Auguste Maquet: You know, we can mak- Alexandre Dumas: *Make the daughter of Paris’ most famous banker has an open lesbian relationship with her piano teacher, the son of an important and respected General a little bisexual asshole, his best friend a hopeless romantic and gay for him, Benedetto/Andrea Cavalcanti, a cross-dressed boy, a young man who likes to flirt with others’ mom, a not-so-straight journalist * Did you say something? Auguste Maquet: Listen, I don’t know if the publishers would like th- Alexandre Dumas: *Give at these two lesbians an happy ending* Auguste Maquet: …
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