* important headcanons to consider.
No, she has no idea what their function is and has never seen them in person. Only heard about them and how to use them but not what they are for, she thinks they are some dumb thing mortals to do occupy their time. And if she did have the chance to find out what they were and learn how to use them she wouldn’t care to, she would think it was a waste of time.
WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY CAN’T SLEEP?
Tess would probably either read a book, something about the greed of mankind. It kind a fuels her hatred of beings. Or shed go for a walk to somewhere far away from where she was so she could think about what is keeping her awake, or thinking she needed to leave for a while knowing that it was probably her conscious keeping her awake.
WHAT WOULD THEY IMPULSE BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE?
I think she would impulse buy a lot, and I mean A L O T of alcohol, even if it was a shitty type of alcohol.
WHAT ORDER DO THEY WASH THINGS IN THE SHOWER?
Tess really has no order, though she tends to stand in the shower for a long time letting the hot water caress her body while she thinks about things. But after her thinking time she tends to just grab what ever soap / shampoo is closest. If its Shampoo hair goes first or body wash then body goes first.
WHAT’S THEIR COFFEE ORDER?
She doesn’t drink coffee or anything like that, BUT if she did shed probably get something with Rum, Bourbon, or Baileys in it. Something that would probably wake her up but give her some ‘warmth’.
WHAT SORT OF APPS WOULD THEY HAVE ON THEIR SMARTPHONE?
Tess doesn’t have a smartphone, but if she did, she’d probably have the apps that come with the phone and maybe Spoitfy, Instagram and maybe FaceBook. But that would be it. She doesn’t really ‘play’ with anything besides people. Haha
HOW DO THEY ACT AROUND CHILDREN?
Lord, this is funny because deep down Tess is terrified of children. But when she’s around them shes hella awkward because she doesn’t know what to do or say. She tends to keep her distance and watch from afar and if they come close she tends to inch away, not wanting to touch or be associated with. (Though she would make a great mother if she honestly just a gave a shit.)
WHAT WOULD THEY WATCH ON TV WHEN THEY’RE BORED AND NOTHING THEY REALLY LIKE IS ON?
Tess if she watched TV and realized nothing was on shed probably just turn off the TV. She prefers a book or to go to an art museum instead of sitting and watching mindless TV. But if she was able to access Hulu she would watch Handmaids Tale, having read the book she wants to watch it and see if it matches the book and laugh at the fact beings can actually and would probably do this.
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