zebra stone, serpentine, sapphire, obsidian, garnet
crystal headcanon prompts | accepting
Zebra Stone: what gets my muse excited.
Anything that poses a challenge! The more technological the challenge the better. Got a particularly nasty virus on your computer? Volkner loves playing tug o’ war with trojans that have a hold on your files, and he does so with a smile on his face. He’s also a big fan of anything electrical, just don’t get the guy started on the power grid of Sunyshore.
Serpentine: how my muse would seduce another.
Bluntly probably. Literally he’d probably tell someone “Hey, you’re hot, let’s bang”, but he hasn’t y’know had a lot of experience with that kind of thing.
Sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose
Roark, Flint, Mandus. ‘nuff said.
Obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be.
Sloth, hands down. Volkner’s so prone to laziness that it’s kind of sad & worrying.
Garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be.
Someone who would be willing to not put up with Volkner’s shit. I.e., someone who would be willing to to tell Volkner he needs to get up off his ass and and stop being completely lazy all the time. He also needs someone who’s willing to help him work through his problems (and y’know, totally needs a sugar daddy lbh).