#about wheatley

[koastalkryptide]

How's Wheatley when it comes to being romantic? :0c

It depends 😂 as I’ve developed him as a character, he’s gone back and forth. He’s demisexual so never really been concerned or thought about romance and relationships. He doesn’t realize he’s attractive (maybe not to everyone), he assumes he just scares them because, you know, 8’6” burly man with resting bitch face. So he never really tried to show a romantic side until Lani came along. At first he’s a fucking mess, because he has no idea how to process his feelings for her. He’s never really felt them before?? What could these feelings be? How do I handle them??? Usually he just melts and becomes a bumbling mess around her. So as their relationship progresses, he opens up and does get better with romance. Shouting his feelings usually is his course of action. But he’s a very loving and compassionate boy even though he doesn’t show it at first. Like he’ll never turn down a hug because he knows people find comfort in hugging someone like him. But that’s not really pertaining to romance. With Lani, he eventually can get romantic and playful. He certainly can be awkward at times, but he’s good with intimacy. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[inksplattedboys]

“Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math.”

[koastalkryptide]

Intense question but: If a zombie apocalypse were to break out what would be the first three things ya boy Wheatley would do?

I actually had an rp on this, and it’s a fun concept to play with. Despite being super strong, it’s really hard for him to manage an entire Hoard of monsters. The Zombies I wrote were these creatures that sorta uses the human body as a cocoon as it grows inside then it breaks out and absorbs whatever is left of the person. They’re really fast creatures and they multiple quickly. So it was really hard for Wheatley to defend multiple people as he battled this wave of monstrosities. Their bite can’t infect him with the virus but it still makes him really sick. Knowing this, he’s definitely shield people with his body knowing that he wouldn’t exactly turn if bit by something like a zombie.

Though considering that it may be the very beginning of the outbreak, the three things he would do would probably make sure his friends and family get to a safe space (the number of these people varies based on at what point it is in his story). Probably help set of a sanctuary for people and rescue as many as he could after knowing his loved ones are safe. Despite coming off as cold, and harsh at times, he’d still go out of his way to help others versus just let them die, so the cold hearted facade he has up is kinds just a defense mechanism to protect himself from his own emotions. In the rp he went dragon form once the city it broke out in was completely destroyed and there were no survivors, so he just used his fire breath to take out a bunch of the monsters. The problem with that is the news and media suddenly panic there’s a giant fucking dragon so they see him as a threat instead of realizing he’s trying to help. 👍

[koastalkryptide]

...Because Wheatley is this weird dragon thing, does he shed his scales and/or skin?

Weird dragon thing 😂 this is an interesting question I’ve never thought of it before! I guess you could say his species is called a Malkrekor? But he’s the only one. He’s classified as a cryptid, at least by the ARTEMIS organization and some history books. He’s not really human but he’s not really a dragon either? Plus he’s kind of the heart of the void realm so that’s a thing.

But I don’t think he’d shed honestly? Reptiles shed because their skin doesn’t grow with them, so as they get larger they need to create new skin. It’s hard to explain Wheatley’s human to dragon, dragon to human transformation process but it’s something that needs to happen quickly. Changing doesn’t rip his clothes or anything. When he changes, he’s surrounded by blue smoke and light, then ta da: dragon. When he transforms back into a human, he’ll have his clothes all intact, still have any items on his person. I guess it’s similar to how druids can change into animals? It is possible for him to have an unstable transformation though, this is usually when his half dragon form happens. It’s usually sparked from anger or emotions or whatever, so he’s more like a Lycan at that point where you see his actual bones and body painfully change to turn into a dragon, usually half dragon state. So this is when his clothes get destroyed and stuff, and he usually is in a feral type of mindset.

Though as a dragon he is capable of changing sizes. So this entails that he doesn’t need to shed to grow larger. He can choose to go his smallest dragon form, which is sort of the default, I’d say this is a bit bigger than a large van. He doesn’t know what his maximum size is either. He can get pretty diddily darn big lol, depending on certain factors. Another fun fact is he weighs so much as a human and can eat so much food because he still has the physique of his smallest dragon form. So he has the stomach of a dragon and so on, lmao. So id say his scales could fall off or something, but there’s not a need to shed :>

[popgoesthewiener]

A Dog: *wags tail and knocks everything over*

A Dog: Parkour

[koastalkryptide]

"First daughter Abigail"? :0

Yeah! The first kid lani and Wheatley have is named Abigale! She’s named after Giovanni’s daughter who has a pretty tragic back story ;u;Abby looks a bit more like Wheatley and she can turn into a little dragon

The second kid is named Elijah! He looks more like lani and can turn into a dragon as well!

[koastalkryptide]

Tfw the car clearance height at the starbucks drive thru is the size of your huge ass OC >:3c

[koastalkryptide]

Wheatley seems like instead of spreading nutella on bread, he'd just grab a spoon and eat straight from the jar ;p

YEP. TOO TRUE. 😂