3, 9, 23, 39, 37
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(send me a headcanon and I’ll give you a character)
Always happy
Shaun, the unknowing future King of Albion. He’s had a good life, all told, and he’s walked his own path, and the slings and arrows he’s suffered he’s always managed to shrug off with aplomb. He’s a real solid guy, the kind of guy you can trust and depend on because he isn’t so weighted down with baggage that he has no energy for anything else. I guess that’s why if anyone should be monarch of that jacked-up country, it should be him. (Unfortunately, those kind of guys are often the same ones that don’t want to be monarchs of anything.)
Can punch someone and the person they punched would thank them
I’m gonna say Adrian Shepard. Like, Adrian’s hot. He’s that kind of hot that puts him on people’s “I’d go straight/gay for” lists… or “please bodyslam me into the mattress” lists. (Don’t act like you don’t have one of those.) And he has a reputation for punching people, let’s be real (although he tries his best not to! he really does!). Also, the people he punches really seem to deserve it at that moment in time, so you can guarantee that if he punches you, you probably should have shut your trap like ten minutes ago, and well, he could have done a lot worse than just punch you. Renegades always can do a lot worse than just punching you.
Would murder someone if given the opportunity
Jethro. He was a slave. The idea of murdering slavers makes him salivate. It’s why he’s so stoic – even he’s afraid of how much blood he’d bathe in if he let himself. (He does kill people, of course. He killed Magister Cassius. But he would much rather delegate the murderin’ so he can keep his cool.)
Likes pretzels
Annis ar Kattrin o Frosthold. But he likes them the Avvar way– big and dripping with animal fat, fried crispy on the outside and hot and doughy on the inside, sprinkled with sugar. More like what we’d call funnel cake, honestly. He had a Marcher pretzel once and it was small and hard and he was so confused and insulted.
(Also, pretzels remind him of Alistair. Big and doughy and sweet to a fault.)
Can knock out someone’s tooth in one punch
Elijah Hawke. I mean, I feel like all I talk about re: Eli is how big he is but god he’s so big. And he’s strong and precise – knows how to throw a punch, knows how to make it count. So it’s probably going to actually be a couple of teeth. But like Adrian, he’s the kind of dangerously hot where you might thank him for it.