Dec 11, 2014
so I was showering and my dog started barking-I was home alone. And my thoughts? This is it, this is how i die, naked and afraid.
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so I was showering and my dog started barking-I was home alone. And my thoughts? This is it, this is how i die, naked and afraid.
Oh my word: only 20 from my next 100!! Yay!:) I do not deserve any of you!!
Me: *gets shit on by a bird at work*
Me: Are you shitting me?! (probably said a bit more loudly than appropriate)
Customer: *laughing* Nope, but he is shitting ON you!
Me:
Me:
If you can't handle the sass You can't handle the ass
Oh Larry.
Everyone who watches the OITNB over again
Praise it, don't blaze it.
Obligatory new phone selfie :))