I Create Myself

A. 22. 

[knowyournewmeme]

class vs swag vs wolves

[ackermanyuki]

fanart inspired by:

fuck artblocks

[inthetags]

in the age of smartphones, reblog and put in the tags whose phone numbers you still know (don’t say the actual # though lol just who the person is)

[thewomenandthechildren]

those orcs are harassing me again at the gym...

[renousim]

what are they saying king

[thewomenandthechildren]

whenever I'm doing the benchpress they'll come over and shout "MAK GORAG" and then add atleast 400 pounds to the barbell

[brain-depositary]

They’re flirting with you you dense motherfucker

[atomicc]

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

[saltystingray]

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

[achaoticbee]

I feel a deep kinship with this creature

[topherchris]

[lexicalnoise]

you can cross stitch whatever you want. no one will stop you

[duskargentum]

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

[duskargentum]

[shippudenscribbles]

missed you - levi

Levi is always grateful to return to their home. She is always waiting for him with open arms, a clean home, supper on the table, and her legs spread. Plotless smut. please read tw in notes/check tags on ao3

ao3

wattpad

[shippudenscribbles]

keeping secrets - damianya

A peek into the Forger home twelve years later. Anya hasn’t changed much outside of succeeding at becoming an imperial scholar and making Damian Desmond her secret boyfriend. Thought it’s not really secret after she takes a tumble at school /:

ao3

wattpad

[shippudenscribbles]

meeting you - levi

Levi frequents a particular tea lounge when he has moments for himself. She normally doesn’t interact with patrons as she prefers keeping the books balanced and the tea brewing. But when her employee is ill, she steps in to serve the patrons and is faced with a very steely Captain Ackerman and she isn’t really isn’t all that intimidated. Levi likes her boldness and starts going to the tea shop for her until he’s able to bury himself between her legs. Almost plotless, kinky smut. A ‘prequel’ to “missed you”. Requested. please read tw in notes/tags. 

Read:

AO3

Wattpad

[continuity-rupture]

[newssciencedaily]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[badwolfthroughtimeandspace]

I look pretty good for a dead bitch 

[shiftythrifting]

found a whole lot of hella cursed clowns at a Goodwill in Minnesota over the weekend. There were at least thirty. “SEND IN THE C L O W N S”

[gif87a-com]