At least my chaos is funny
Being absent minded is hard
Today, I am getting ready to drive into University and look down at my watch and realize I am late. I rush out the door without eating breakfast so I grab granola bar
I am pumping gas and realize I have left my phone (with my driver’s license) at home. I go through my backpack and coat pockets, but I can’t find it, so I turn around and drive all the way home, park, and get out to run in the house when I realize my pants in fact, have pockets (sorry guys if this part of the story doesn’t make sense but girls you feel me)
My phone is in my pocket
I am thinking, OMG I am soooo late to class, maybe if I push the speed limit just a little I can still make it more or less on time. But the car in front of me won’t even hit the limit and I can’t pass them.
In despair I look down at the clock and realize that it is 8:47
I don’t have class until 10:00