#absolute anarchy

[imagine-darksiders]

Sketch of D-1935 meeting SCP-8103 for the second time.

Anyway, if you hadn't seen it, I'm writing an SCP/Darksiders au, read the first chapter here :)

[cactus-coder-13]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Due to budget cuts, ___ will now / will no longer ___."

Due to budget cuts, the Costco Hotdog will now be $1.51.

[entomolog-t]

I want to read an absolutely ridiculous Gt soulmates!au.

Like, picture this.

You're going about your day, and bump into someone on the street. You turn to say something but they make some snotty comment and you get into a bit of a confrontation with them. Nothing serious but enough that it leaves you in a foul mood.

What a cold personality. Who raised someone who could be that rude to a stranger? Maybe you fantasize a little about them tripping into a puddle. You definitely replay that argument over in your head a few times, wishing you could replay that moment and say that banger of a comeback you thought of just a smidge too late.

As the day passes, this mood lingers. Isn't it funny how one bad interaction can just ruin a perfectly good d-

You hear a yelp.

You turn to face the direction, and it's like the world falls out from underneath your feet. You almost missed them initially, but you caught the movement at the very periphery of your vision. That nasty person from earlier stands right at your feet, tiny ... and absolutely terrified.

No.

No. No. No. No.

Not them.

Why them??

It wasn't supposed to go like this! You'd spent so long daydreaming of the day you'd meet your soulmate. It was supposed to be cute and fun. Maybe a little awkward, but this???

You feel your stomach in knots as you look at them. A thought that a piece of your soul that small was with them right now was chilling. Maybe it was a mistake? Could you accidentally drop a bit of your soul?

You sigh. As much as you want to doubt it, you know there's no doubting... something to do with compatible frequencies that create an attraction? You never paid much attention during that class in high-school...

You bend down to get a better look at them. They aren't bad looking... quite the opposite... and at this size? They're pretty cute. You take a deep breath. Everybody had bad days, right? They're probably-

"This has got to be a mistake."

Nope. That's it. They suck.

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OK OK OK LIKE???

When you meet your soulmate this sort of metaphysical reaction occurs where the souls have complimentary frequencies and this somehow acts as a sort of magnetic reaction, pulling a small bit of someone's soul away from their whole. That small bit of the soul then physically manifests as them.

BASICALLY, soulmate au where your soulmate finds a tiny version of you, and vice versa.

You don't share a consciousness with your shed bit of soul, maybe some kind of shared dreams or something, so you have no idea what some part of you is dealing with.

AHH I love it. It's stupid and silly and adorable.

Angst potential?? Fluff potential?? CONSTANT SIZE SWAP DYNAMICS???

I beg of thee

Please use this silly au.

SoulSwap au? SoulShard? I dunno.

If anyone has any cutesy names for this, please share

[fruitless-vain]

Jacks logic is that since the room is 3x bigger we should fit three birds in it

[iwaasfairy]

fairy !! if u like meian u should take a look at toji from jujutsu kaisen, idk i think you'd simp for him too ! here

oh i might not know jjk but i kNOW OF TOJI BBY i LEGIT HAVE BEEN THIRSTING OVER HIM INTERNALLY FOR WEEKS. i have no clue who he is or what he’s about,,, but i know he’s a dilf and i know i’d give heaps of money to hold his heavy, thick balls up for him

[murdoc-pls-bitch]

gorillaz: i think we might release another album in 2018

fandom: well,,, fuck.

[tumblunni]

Man, as much as I wish for sinnoh remakes and as much as I REALLY Did Not Like XY beyond just the fact it was visually interesting, I still would be very happy if the next pokemon project was something for those poor XY fans. I mean i wouldnt even play it probably. It took me all these years to actually play BW2, lol. But I feel a lotta sympathy to people who actually did enjoy XY and then got 1/3rd less content than every other generation did. Even if it means sinnoh remakes are even further away, I’d be happy if these guys got thrown a bone for once! I mean can you just imagine how much less enjoyment sinnoh would be if platinum never existed? Sinnoh was kind of a spotty first beta game on a new console just like XY was, it had loads of flaws that were fixed in the third version and it had time to expand on story elements that seemed rushed before. And they added a grandpa! Imagine how much different XY could have been if it got the same treatment! And a grandpa!! I weep for you, kalos fans.

[imagine-darksiders]

Hey E!! I absolutely loved your latest chapter update on the Anarchy SCP fic!! ❤️❤️❤️ Would it be alright if I were to write a little snippet of how I imagine sitting in the dark with Anarchy would go, following the end of that chapter, and then share it with you?? 👉👈🥺

PLEASE DO PLEASE DO PLEASE DO! I'd love it if you would!

I'm so happy you liked it too <3 And tag me in it, I'll be on the lookout ;}