#absolute cringe

[klaasjanbaby]

the fact that wolfstar is such a popular ship kinda pisses me of tbh. james is right there people! did you even read the books? no ofc not you only watched cringe edits on tiktok and this hellsite didn't you?

and also sirius would bully fanon!sirius into oblivion

[fiddlehead-soup]

My Tav's special pet name for Gale is

Gale Whale

Because it rhymes, he is friend-shaped, and he's from Waterdeep ^_^

[poulticepurse]

(I'm so bad at tumblr AND I'm deep in my feels. I'm so sorry but it's time for full cringe.) To piggyback off of @nyxianthe's post about the ~developements~ in Burning Shores:

I think you're absolutely allowed to celebrate canonically queer Aloy (!!) and also be sad your particular ship isn't canon.

There's more games coming in the future any maybe your OTP will become canon or maybe they won't. But who knows. And honestly, who cares!

Every creator I've come across in the Horizon-verse, regardless of their particular ship, is so talented and they bring joy to so. many. people. I would hate for anyone to feel like they can't keep creating when so many people would be disappointed to miss out on their fics/art/comments/whatever.

Regardless of ship, even if it's not my own, I support you and so do a bunch of other people.

Whether you embrace canon, blatantly ignore canon, or you're canon-but-a-little-to-the-left, I promise people will still go berserk over your work, canon or not. I promise there's still a place for you and your community. If anyone rolls up to say "Um actually, that's not CaNoN" we can egg their house, I'm ready to go.

I'm so happy we've got queer Aloy. I'm so glad we get to see her be happy and nervous and SOFT in a romantic context. Our girl has grown so much and I think we can all celebrate her coming into her own and embracing some happiness <3

(love you, don't be mean to me)

Also, bc I worry this wasn't clear and I'm not sure the best way to rectify, an edit to add: if aloy's gay gay gay, I'm here for it! And people should not be a dick to anyone for embracing or celebrating it.

[citymacs]

Rob metaverse incident 10 dead 100 injured

[suinumi]

GOT CALLED OUT BY LILLAMPIES FOR REMINDING THEM ABOUT MIITOPIA EY

but this got me thinking about what jobs the npcs would be. i already responded in their post but i thought id also put it here too!

massive cringe incoming

While were here, heres some other NPCs that i imagine as miitopia classes:

Elf:The guide would DEF be the Elf class for sure. >:3c Both use bows and are nature oreinted. The elf job is also easy to take down if youre not careful with them in battle simillar to how i imagine the guide strength wise which is average tbh

Popstar: Party Girl cus of her vibes

Tank: Arms dealer? a bit if a stretch imo, but Cyborg can also count too!

Cat: Zoologist definitely unless you wanna opt for the town pets go for it lol

Flower: Dryad

Princess: ...take a guess lol

Thief: Dye Trader since some of the clothing suits him surprisingly well in addition to the daggers. the only problem was his turban. :/

Another option for his turban is to make his hair look like it, which is hard on the 3ds but hopefully easier on the Switch with wigs and makeup. you could have a middle parting fringe with a short bob and place a gem on it using makeup

Scientist: Goblin Tinkerer or even Steampunker!

Vampire: The Travelling merchant, mainly because from experience, the bratty top hat and iirc the Stylish suit looks like his clothing. Clothier can also fit in this role well too :O

Cleric: Witch doctor, i could also put nurse but the witch doctors method of healing being bssed on magic fits better :>

Warrior: The Hero. it just fits with how melee orientated the game is, also coulnt find anyone who weilds a sword that isnt the dye trader oops

Mage: Wizard

Chef: Tavernkeeper? another one thats a stretch however there is a chef npc in the thorium and tremor mod if that helps?

Imp: im a little stumped here ngl. Once again, maybe guide if you want an edgy twist to him lol but otherwise i have no idea help-

This is copy and pasted from the responses but Im now curious to see what jobs peeps would assign to the NPCs so here it is in a seperate post :O

[bubblegumnebulaa]

can’t believe mikasa got the arya stark treatment

[typheus]

[thebigchoo]

So apparently it's the first day of Spring...

..let the sneezing begin.. 🤧 😏