#absolute madlad

[angryladyrants]

[victusinveritas]

Wait, what?

This guy [center, tall, wild-eyed crazy bastard, not wearing a hat]? She's related to this guy? I mean, we can't help where we come from, only what we do now, but...like anyone encouraging her to restore the Mongolian Empire is...whooooo-boy. One of the good things the Soviets did was put a bullet in his batshit-as-fuck head. I mean they could have just let him wander Siberia continuing to be an absolute laugh riot as long as he didn't have a way to murder people. Twitter is evil, but if you want the full post with some video content from Tiktok added, go for it. One comment sums up everything fairly well: "I'm not sure I've seen a post lately that more fully captures the weirdness of the last 100 years. From the Bloody Baron to Matcha girl wearing ear buds. My head is spinning." Yeah that...that's pretty much it. This is actually a good video response from a Match girl wearing earbuds. Like I wouldn't really try to paint him as a figure with redeeming features, but...I get it. If I had family dating back to the 10th century (I mean, we all do, that's kinda how people work, we all go back to a few people in a cave that decided to hump and then keep that cave-born humpspawn alive), I'd probably attempt to handwave away a war crime or two by saying "Well, he did some good things."

Just imagine Pravda writing up "Well, we decided to catch up with old Comrade Baron Roman NF von Ungern-Sternberg in Tuva this week. How's it going Comrade-Baron?"

CB-RNFvUS: "It's Khanrade Baron, you Red bastards, I keep telling you in my letters. [Editor: Missives sent entirely on birchbark attached to sparrows, remarkably they reach our offices fairly often, we just don't read them because we think it is funny not to.] I know the difference. I have arranged a choir of Young Khanate Throat-Singers to sing my glory wherever I go so that the fine citizens from Omsk to Chita may know of my exploits. I have also determined that I should also reclaim the Byzantine Empire from the Turks, and recruited a company of Pontic Greeks and Maniots to help me in this endeavor." [Editor: He will, of course, not be allowed to leave Siberia, but it we have given him a broken compass and it will probably take him a while to realize that. This was on the suggestion of Comrade (Ivan Nikolayevich Redactedov, shot in the name of the People before going to press), and caused a merry chuckle around the offices.] He was seen by some Mongolians as a reincarnation of a god of war (Really, dive into the guy's Wikipedia if nothing else, it's...a ride.). So that's, you know, who you want as a leader, especially one who tortures and murders so much that his own commanders (nominal) and subordinates (also nominal) kinda back away from him because he's absolutely bonkers. Any of his biographies are worth reading, but my preferred one is by The Bloody White Baron by James Palmer. However, Hopkirk's Setting the East Ablaze: on Secret Service in Bolshevik Asia is also a riveting read. If you want a look at RNFvUS, check out Buddha's Little Finger (Clay Machine Gun in the UK, Chapayev and Void in Russia) by Viktor Pelevin. Even there, in a full on surrealist romp through the Russian Civil War, he's toned down a bit from the historical figure.

Side note: I know there are Habsburgs and Bonapartes running around today, and I think that's kinda awesome, and I like that some of them are tech savvy. Even Eddy Habs on Twitter is entertaining.

[craftyasshat]

UPDATED INTRO!!!

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My name's Harvey. Im 16, I named myself after Harvey by Alex G, one of my favourite singers! I love finding people who match my energy, though i get upset when i find myself putting in all the effort (which, sadly, happens quite often).

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Im quite fond of phillosophers like Anton Szandor La'Vey and Carl Jung. I'm an occultist, i believe in reality shifting, manifestation, astral projection, and energy work. I'm a misandrist, I expect you to have a decent understanding on the topic. I wont educate you, I'm not your fucking parent. Any hint of disrespect will be blocked.

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I usually dont bother with non-satanists. If you're christian then dont expect any sort of deep connection. It's extremely rare.

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That's all you need to know. If you're still reading, send a DM. Be cool. Dont be a loser.

[mxri3yk]

Charlie Slimecicle is so fucking wild, 4 days ago he posted a 11+ hour long VOD of him playing Abiotic Factor w/ his friends, and yesterday he posted ANOTHER VOD of him playing the Full Game of Resident Evil (9) Requiem, which is almost 12 1/2 hours long. (That's all within about three days!!! (????) <- me) There's also his 18 1/2 hour long VOD of him playing Look Outside, and 4 videos of his participation in a Youtuber Pokemon Nuzlocke tournament (the part of him completing the game/nuzlocke with his trainer) which adds up to 18+ hours (plus 2+ hours of the behind the scenes of the Pokemon Nuzlocke Invitational, the actual tournament part where the youtubers battled each other) but those aren't even his longest VODs!! I think that would be him completing Hollow Knight: Silksong, which is 36+ HOURS LONG. This man is a madlad! Holy Shit! I knew he was my favorite youtuber next to Flamingo but dear lord! (I believe he did the first two VODs because he took a break in December which lasted up until three weeks ago (aka the end of February) and he may believe he has starved us)

[rosietrace]

Jorge: “I plan to release The Wisdom Saga before the end of the year, maybe in a few mon—”

Also Jorge:

[moonsappho]

in the local queer cafe listening to a 70yo man talk passionately about his years-long night of the living dead fanfiction to a 20yo kid who is just as passionately diving into a mario fanfiction they read. the barista is talking to a customer about upcoming pride events. i’m drinking a dark chocolate and cherry almond milk latte. there are angels everywhere

[natjennie]

ben "people assume that I'm some sort of 4d chess genius- I am a moron, guys. I am the pandemonium institute's court jester. don't get me wrong- if I'm good at blood on the clocktower.. if you repeatedly slam your face into a door, you learn to open a door with your face, right?" burns I love you forever

[vinx-time]

heard about neil the seal and have never resonated more with an animal