#absolute tag

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absolute superman having intense anxiety and frequent panic attacks means so much to me actually,,

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dying (falling asleep again) but abs bruce always rubbing his tummy idly wondering if kal knows that he got him pregnant and was jsut being very chill about it Or if bruce maybe just wasnt meant to have a family with someone so kind and kal was letting him down easy

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just imagined absolute superwonderbat where bruce is squished between big ass bulky diana and twunky lil kal and oh my god my balls just exploded

diana taking him from behind and pressing her chest against his back so he's all flustered by her tits, shoving her fingers in his mouth so kal can aim his (alien) cock and spread his precum all around until bruce is dripping with it

kal fucking in and having bruce choke on it, pushing bruce's hair back so he can stare at the way bruce's eyes go hazy the more he drinks it down. and diana holding his hips steady so he can take her strap nice and deep 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

bruce getting fucked for like four hours straight because neither of them are human LOL he passes out at one point and wakes up double stuffed and shaking because he Knows theyre gonna ruin him. but They know he can take just a little more 🫶🥰

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The percentile you posted is untenable. I gotta help pump up those “pregnant Bruce” asks. We are pulling rookie number right now!!!!

so please consider this ask a most ardent state of support for Pregnant Absolute Bruce ❤️

HEHEHE YOU SPOKE TO MY HEART ANON YES YES YES

pregnant absolute bruce!!!!! he's already so big and stocky but with his pregnant belly he just looks... soft? not to mention he has such a cute boyish face already (〃´▽`) he just looks beautifully precious the further along he gets!!

i can just imagine kal being totally in awe of him... just soooo smitten, always staring at bruce all reverently (*´▽｀) usually when he's with bruce he'll float a little so they're more eye level, but as soon as bruce gets pregnant kal is always flat on the ground, hand reaching out shyly to touch bruce's belly, always murmuring a soft word or two against the stretching skin

i feel like bruce wouldnt be shy about being pregnant either, he'll keep being his crazy old self LOL, but he'll surprise kal by Showing how eager he is to have this baby (rather than saying it out loud)... practicing lamaze the closer he gets to the due date, having a collection of belly bands to support the heavy weight, building a strict strict diet to maximize important vitamins and nutrients (not to mention all the supplements he takes LOL)

and he doesnt mind at all as kal gets more and more physically touchy, always having a hand on him or hugging him from behind or just being Nearby even when he has the entire sky to his disposal and could be anywhere else (〃ﾉωﾉ) i just think they'd be so sweet on each other....

waaaa just... I LOVE ABSOLUTE SUPERBAT ESP WITH PREGNANCY UGHHHH thank u anon !!

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Pregnant Bruce is beautiful! Pregnant absolute Bruce is heaven. Double the mommy titties thighs and ass. He's just so full of life that Kal has to hold himself back from Fucking Bruce non stop and keeping all his seeds inside Bruce.

One thing for sure is that kal loves Bruce's face, it's so round and his little button nose is to die for AND AND ABSOLUTE BRUCE HAS BIG DOE EYES, he's a babydoll in every sense of that word. He's adorable and soft spoken and just AUGHHHHHHHH KAL NEEDS TO BUBBLE WRAP HIM.

the way i keep getting so excited thinking about him that i keep backflipping away before i can properly answer this ask 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

abs!bruce is just SOOOOO cute and precious... when he's pregnant i just kno he's somehow even prettier (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) like a flower... and i know he just gets SOOOO big when he's pregnant too, like all over. he's always complaining about his back hurting (his tits And stomach have grown like double the size and he's not even fully popped yet) so kal is always floating behind him offering support hehehe o((>ω< ))o

AND YESS kal is so obsessed with bruce's face more than anything, he just loves his expressions, he loves when he's scowling or when he's trying to hold back a smile or when he's laughing all freely and showing all his teeth--it's all just so mesmerizing !! [insert that one old tumblr meme] 'i will protect this smile...'

new headcanon that kal is always leavin a lil smooch on bruce's cute button nose just bc he likes the way bruce's mouth gets all squiggly when he tries to hold back his smile EVERY time

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what if became an absolute superbat blog and every au we talk abt just instantly becomes absolute superbat wouldnt that be funny like how hilarious would that be right

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This is Absolute Superbat coded to the extreme.

(*≧∇≦)ﾉ 100% !!!!!!!!! in my heart that's their canon size different too HEHEHE

YALL SHOULD LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HORNY ABS!SUPERBAT RABBIT SEX ART MY FRIEND DID ON TWIT (explicit!!)

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Not a request lolll but like what r ur fav parts of the absolute universe?? I need some1 to tweak out with abt it <3

HIII MY FRIEND ♪(´▽｀) HEHEHE TYSM FOR ASKING i loveeeee yapping about anything to do with the absolute universe.... PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME AT ME ANY TIME

my FAVORITE series in the universe is absolute batman, but honestly absolute wonder woman is a close second even tho i don't talk about her here much !! but i'm sure we all know by now how smitten i am with bruce ehehe q(≧▽≦q)

i would say my FAVORITE arc would be abomination ! issue 10 specifically, , , bruce running around that facility butt ass naked but also experiencing horrors no human man should even conceptualize....... it was so beautiful.

my favorite favorite Favorite part was HERE vvv

when he's confronted with his suit and bane is just so pleased that he hasn't given up his spirit. in a way, i was like bane in that moment because i just Knew bruce would keep on doing what he does and being batman and just--ALWAYS fighting. he will never give up and i think that's just so beautiful !!

absolute batman just means SOOO much to me BAHAHA i feel like i could just lay down and cry about it for hours

i havent gotten the chance to read many other absolute universe tho !! i read the trinity ofc ofc but the next on my hit list is absolute martian manhunter (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ i heard its just SOOO amazing, and from the few panels and such that i've seen it just looks so visually incredible ! gotta lock in and get to that one for sure !!