I just had an interview and the interviewer was trying to ask those quirky questions you sometimes get and one of them was "name a fictional character you relate to"
my response: " oh gosh, that's a hard one!"
the inside of my brain, screeching like an EF4 tornado: YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT "YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT " YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY--
*the interviewer, still waiting for my response: "for example, sometimes I see myself reflected in Rachel from Friends-"
the ambulance sirens behind my eyes: STOP THINKING ABOUT MURDERBOT YOU HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS FOR AN HR POSITION YOU CANNOT SAY THAT NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHAT THAT IS EXCEPT YOU AND LIKE 367 PEOPLE ON TUMBLR IT WILL SOUND LIKE A FUCKING THREAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY YOU HAVE A BOMB IN YOUR PURSE--
me: "I also like Rachel. from Friends."
