#absolutely loved them

[spacespheal]

So I finally played the American McGee's Alice games.

[queersturbate]

rip L you would've loved the fresno nightcrawlers

[thebusylilbird]

Nairobi and the Professor were also my favs 👀

Right !! I hope they get all the screentime in the next part

[commaclear]

Hello, I am quite the enjoyer of htid however I'm too much of a pussy to reveal myself, I am a semi-frequent commenter though.

So, here are my ideas:

So, firstly

1. Fundy and Slime's first meeting should be just as awkward as in canon. Fundy should be equally disgusted by our boy. Maybe they meet like, for example, Ranboo is having finals and can't babysit so he asks Wilbur if he can drop him off at his house and so Wilbur babysits but mostly leaves Slime to play with the big kids and chaos ensues. Slime and Tommy click while Fundy is just grossed out and trying to keep them our of big trouble.

2. Wilbur being less of a shit brother to Tommy. Also perhaps, if possible... Calamity duo crumbs (that's Tommy and Quackity btw) because this converts canon into domestic so subtly but so nicely that I just need a little of this specific duo sprinkled in. Maybe Tommy joins in with the tutoring by Quackity. Like, Fundy is lacking behind when everyone is rushing out of class to go home. So he sticks behind with him to eavesdrop a little and ends up joining them. Then he learns Quackity is has a pretty cool personality and he finally earns the title of 'Big Q'.

3. Okay, enough fluff. Now, angst. After finding out Wilbur was orginally going to leave him, Fundy is put into a phase where he really can't even bear to look at his dad the same way. He forgives him because in the end he still didn't leave him. However, this starts out a scene where he tries to runaway from everything, ahving no REAL friends of his own, his shitty mom and his APPARENTLY shitty dad. While he those this Wilbur notices his disappearance which starts out a desperate chase sequences. Suddenly, they pass someone who actually decides to take action. It's Sam (Awesamdude ofc)

"What the hell is going on here!"

The sudden yelling directed towards them make both Wilbur and Fundy stop in their tracks.

"I-I swear it's nothing weird! My son and I we just had a bit of a...scuffle... Don't worry about it I'll get it over with real-"

"Is he speaking the the truth kid?" the tall muscular man, who could probably break all Wilbur's bones within seconds, asks Fundy.

Then, with only a slight bit of hesitation, Fundy replies confidently. Leaving Wilbur shocked beyond belief he could't believe the words coming out of his mouth.

"No, he is just an old shitty foster parent and I was just his old foster kid."

Now, I won't continue this for reasons. But mainly, this is just me trying to somehow squeeze in the line in canon where Fundy tells Schlatt when he asked about his and Wilbur's relationship that, "He is just the founder and I was just born here" along the lines of that I think. Which hurt Wil a lot, lie or not. (also, it totally ends up with Sam taking him in for a while and they talk and eventually he goes back to Wilbur and yay happiness finally.)

I would love to write a fuck ton more despite already writing so much. But I'm tired as hell so. I'll spam you suggestions one of these days soon lmao.

(if you couldn't tell by the length already, I think you might have an idea about which commenter it might be)

Welcome!!

1. Oooh, Fundy and Slime!! That actually works perfectly with the HTID timeline from where we are rn.

2. *gasp* I hadn't thought abt Quackity actually getting the nickname Big Q in HTID canon. That would be perfect coming from Tommy! Also crime boys bonding would just be amazing. Like actual, functioning sbi family??? Yes please!

3. Fuck, man. You just wanna take over? /lh

But seriously, that's such a good idea. Sam my beloved, protector of minors, and a nod at Fundy and Wilbur's canon relationship?? Brilliant. I love it. Plus we have the big reveal moment where all of Wilbur's lies catch up with him. Peak drama. 10/10.

[sheithonearth]

I wonder if ant/s are aware of things like lj kink memes 🤔🤔🤔

[countedhairs]

I worked with little kids of 2,5/3 years old the past weeks, and we told the story of Paul.  One day we told about Paul, then Saul, being blind. We told that he didn't drink and eat for a very long time. They all listened in complete silence and when the story was over, a little girl, Lydia, said: "Of course Paul didn't eat anything. He was blind, so he couldn't find the fridge!"