#absurdical

[bulletproofwhale]

absurdical replied to your photoset: WSH @ CBJ 04.02.2017 André Burakovsky continues...

“#can he take lessons from Nicky on how to not start fights or something” ha ha ha hey hey hey remember. when. when that was a thing.

NOW LOOK HERE,,

....I don’t actually have a good response. 

[francescadarimini]

i can't take credit for that tag! legendary post: katedanielss-tumblr-com-post-129867611067/

oh my god thank you for sharing this ahahaskldjfgsla;f

[queenklu]

absurdical

 for people writing people getting tattoos

same-day tattoo parlors (small/med pieces where you have a design ready to give the artist) *are a thing* in cities and neither i nor any of the heavily tattooed people i know have contracted an infectious disease in a “tattoo parlor of ill repute” like this tone implies. i’ve only heard of people (again, in cities) getting appointments when they want a specific artist to like, work out a unique design with them.

hey, not sure if you saw the ETA on the original post about some shops doing same day tattoos--I’m sorry if it sounds like I’m implying anything about their repute, and I’ll add another note on the top pointing out that these are just my experiences with tattoo shops and not universal end-all be-all of tattoo knowledge. 

[fahye]

absurdical replied to your post:why does anyone write. why.

I BELIEVE IN YOU!! ALSO IN OUTLINES!!

*clenches fist* YOUR BELIEF GIVES ME STRENGTH, COMRADE

sottovoice replied to your post: why does anyone write. why.

When I outline, I get bored and lose interest in writing the story, so I just write stuff as it comes to me and piece it all together later. 😂

that approach has worked beautifully for me until the last year or so, when my wordcounts have begun to EXPLODE and I’ve realised that I need to knuckle down and actually learn to write an original novel before the list of ideas I have becomes longer than my lifespan. 

but the good thing about something like scrivener is that once the skeletal outline is there, leaping around writing stuff as it comes to me is VERY EASY. currently i am writing a scene involving the ANGEL OF DEATH because it seemed like more fun at 11pm then yet another scene involving some politicians whose names I keep having to pull out of thin air.

[queenklu]

absurdical replied to your post “Things We Should Expect From A Splash Remake”

CHRIST I JUST REMEMBERED WHY I AVOIDED SPLASH AS A KID WHEN IT WAS ON TV AND IT'S BECAUSE OF DARRYL HANNAH SADLY SITTING IN A TANK WAITING TO BE TORTURED TO DEATH BY SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA LIGHTHEARTED 80S ROMPS

RIGHT???? RIGHT???? HER SKIN IS LITERALLY ROTTING OFF HER TAIL BUT TOM HANKS AND MAD SCIENTIST GUY ARE THE ONES WHO ARE HAVING A TOUGH TIME HOOOKAY

[queenklu]

obstinatrix: I love you. I mean like. Why are we not friends...

I will get 100% on this once I can get over the love of Tom being fucked by Hugh Laurie…which will be soon…

Uh-huhhh :33

absurdical: I love you. I mean like. Why are we not friends...

FYI I HATE YOU BOTH

*CACKLES*

[noisyhope]

blurst stressdream ever...

I was in NY Port Authority, a nightmare in itself, in a hurry, as I always am, to get in and out of that place as quickly as possible.

I hurried to the ticket kiosk and much to my surprise, in a bracket, apart from a screen, was a stack of tickets.  They were embossed cardstock, with a watermark of Alexander Hamilton (like on the $10) -- they were Ham4Ham tickets - one was good for 2 seats, front row.  I grabbed one and got my phone to start texting my boyfriend to cancel our plans, we’re getting to Hamilton at long effing last.

Then I remembered that my mother and absurdical were also in town, they’d want to come too!  There were plenty Ham4Ham tickets at the kiosk, all I had to go was go back.  Except I had walked away.  And this was the Port Authority of my nightmares so I couldn’t find my way back.

What makes this truly amazing is that around this point in the dream my 25 alarms to prod me awake had started going off.  So I’d wake up, check to see that the ticket was still in my pocket (I believed it was) snooze the alarm so I could find the kiosk again, and resolve to call the Richard Rogers’ box office once I woke up.

My boyfriend found this all quite amusing once I kicked him out of bed.  I am sad and really confused how I thought I still had this ticket based on something so specifically tactile and wearing pj pants with no pockets.