The Official Lifetime Bucket List of Fabian Jasper Prewett
Become an Auror. Ideally also be the top of the class in Auror training, but we’ll be with Kingsley, so that plan’s probably fucked from the beginning.
*^^ The real dream? Imagine this: it’s thirty years from now. I’m head of the Auror department at the Ministry. Kingsley’s Minister of Magic. We own the place. We’re rich, we’re famous, but most importantly? The Ministry’s actually fuckin’ good.
Win at least one Quidditch cup Nailed it last year, cross that bad boy off the bucket list.
Have twins. I know this shit isn’t something you can plan but man do I want my kids to be twins because how cool would that shit be?
Fight with the Order and finally win this fuckin’ war. Maybe be the one to blast Voldy’s head clear off, that’d be sick.
Get at least one potion put in an official potions book
Visit America, specifically New York City
Be the Best Man at both Gid and Molly’s weddings, we’ll find a way to make it happen. Co-Best Man with Gideon is perfectly acceptable if not preferred for Molly’s wedding. Just a groomsman is unacceptable. It’s on the bucket list they can’t deny me this
Write “Fabian Was Here” with irremovable ink in as many weird hidden spots around the castle as possible before graduation, including but not limited to: The top drawer in Filch’s desk, above the entrance of each house’s common room (Ravenclaw & Gryffindor already done), multiple beds in the hospital wing (two already done), the bottom of the tub in the prefect’s bathroom, the elbows of minimum three first years.
Officially officially ask Mary out, you gotta stop this will-we-won’t-we shit, dude, I’m you and it’s driving me nuts.
Be at the match when the Chudley Cannons finally win another league cup.
Get a chocolate frog card made after myself
Have a portrait of myself in Hogwarts, but this has to be done before I’m at most thirty, ‘cause once I get old and wrinkly I don’t want that shit immortalized. Have you seen Dumbledore?
Never officially retire - When I’m old as shit and can’t do Auror work anymore, I’m gonna come back to Hogwarts to be a professor. Maybe Potions, maybe DADA, I’ll keep my options open! Who knows, maybe I can be like Dumbledore and be the fuckin’ headmaster when I’m like a hundred and ninety thousand.