How fucking dogshit of a mentor is desmonds dad if his mentoring has directly resulted in 1. His own son fleeing the assassins at age 16, 2. Lucy deciding to become a Templar, and 3. Clay Kaczmarek in his entirety
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How fucking dogshit of a mentor is desmonds dad if his mentoring has directly resulted in 1. His own son fleeing the assassins at age 16, 2. Lucy deciding to become a Templar, and 3. Clay Kaczmarek in his entirety
Fic Rec 16
Originally I had just another fic rec for this one but then I realized it’s number 16 and switched around some stuff so I could recommend a fic with Clay.
The Brothers from Firenze
Summary on Ao3 is:
“When Ezio arrives in Roma, he doesn’t expect someone else to burn Borgia towers before he can get his hand at it. He especially doesn’t expect that “someone else” to be two teenage brothers from Firenze who are out for chaos.
So he introduces them to the Brotherhood, obviously.
or
Ezio accidentally adopts Desmond and Clay, not knowing they might be his /descendants/ sons.”
Written by Mello_Mello
So this fic is an awesome instance of Desmond and Clay both getting sent back. They characterize both of them super well and seeing Clay being a little chaos gremlin is a treat. Their interactions with Ezio are also absolutely fantastic.
The whole thing is from Ezio’s pov so the reader has to piece together Desmond and Clay’s secrets as you read, making for a really fascinating time.
There’s some hard hitting moments and moments that really make you empathize with characters. It’s emotional and awesome and just all around a great read.
Fic is completed at 43,520 words, 20 chapters
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I made my son, Clay!
Probably making at least 2 more villagers, definitely gotta make Plucky so I can have my beach trio back.
this is the funniest shit ive seen yet
Of course you did not, silly boy.
have some hamsters
Sheldon, Drago and Clay's vacation homes (all of them are either lazies or jocks 😅)
Sheldon, the tiny police packed with muscles and energy, is going to investigate a traffic accident
Every day is a good day for Drago with lucky items surrounding himself
Clay: I want air conditioning, and scary stuff is "chilling," so...
Lazies are good at dad jokes lol 😂🤣
🤎Some closeups from Clay's remodel on Praxis.🤎