"Potter!" Draco bellowed, kicking open Harry's office door and slapping the latest edition of the Prophet on his desk. "What is this: revenge for fourth year, slandering me in the press? You made me sound like a blasted Hufflepuff."
Draco looked peeved and extra-pointy, his cravat askew. Harry's smile broadened. "What? I only said you're doing good works, trying to be an upstanding citizen and whatnot."
Draco pointed a quivering finger in Harry's face. "Exactly! Hufflepuff rubbish. I haven't done anything as plebeian as good works since my probation was up."
"I'd call the blowjob this morning good work, but what do I know?"
"Did you just imply I suck you off as a charitable act? Now, Potter, if I didn't know any better, I would say this speaks to a marked lack of self-esteem. Do you need to talk to a mind healer about it?"
Harry laughed. "Get out of here, you lunatic, or I'll leak a story about your emotional support Pygmy Puff next."
"Don't you dare. And correct that slander in the paper post-haste, or I'll take my charity elsewhere."
A little creepy shortfic based in a chat. A little crack-horror fic but it's mostly a hc.
gn!reader-platonic or romantic, SFW, 1.3k words
I went to Levi’s room when he called me. He had asked me to help him move the real size figurine that he had ordered from Akuzon by accident without Lucifer noticing. I knocked his door.
“Password”
“It’s me Levi”
“Are you alone?”
“Yeah”
He opened the door and quickly pulled me inside.
“Did someone see you?”
“I don’t think… Woah! that is huge. It’s over 2 meters.”
“I know! I didn’t see the measurements! My Seraphina looks so beautiful in that hunting pose that I just bought it in an instant”
“It is really detailed… and with so little clothes… So, how are we supposed to move this to the entry without being noticed?”
“We won’t. Barbatos will open a portal in my door in… 5 min.”
“Won’t he tell Lucifer?”
“No, I bribed him… but it cost me extra…”
“Is that possible? How much did it cost you? “ He looked really gloomy. It would have cost him a fortune.
“It wasn’t money… I’ll show you later, it’s time.” He opened the door to show a turquoise portal ”Help me with that side, I’ll guide”
This was heavier than I thought.
“So… *pant* Where are we moving it? *pant* Purgatory Hall?”
“No, Lucifer would know. I’m putting it in my castle.”
“In your WHAT?”
I felt the floor disappear under my feet and the sensation of losing a step in a stair made me jump a little. I put the statue on the floor and looked at Levi.
“Did you say castle? Do you have a castle?”
I looked around. This was like staying in a well illuminated cave, a little chill and the floor was polished directly from the same rock that the roof and walls were made of.
“Yeah, each of us have a castle in their ring. They don’t come often to mine because it’s underwater, who would want to come to this humid and stinky place, right?”
Moments like this remind me that my demons are lords and how filthy rich they are. The room was even bigger than the dining room in the house of lamentation, 5 rows of glass shelves filled with all types of collectibles that I could imagine.
“Your collection is incredible Levi… And this place is so beautiful”
“Do you think?” He was flushed and avoiding my gaze “C-Come on, he-help me put it in its place, the portal will close in an hour and I have to go for Barbatos’ bribe”
We moved the figure to the row closer to the wall, close to another one even bigger than this.
“Wait here, ok? You know my rules, you can see whatever you want, but don’t touch anything”
“I know, I know, don’t worry” I was already looking at all the interesting things. He had 5 katanas!
He jogged to the back of the room, and then he turned quickly.
“Ah! almost forgot. Whatever happens, don’t touch the water!” and then left the room, as if he didn’t just tell me something so ominous…
I continued my exploration. Levi really had one of everything, three of some. Posters, mangas, figurines, he even had a center of entertainment with a gigantic tv and all the consoles I knew in existence in Devildom and earth and some I didn’t even know.
This place was awesome, I couldn’t figure where the lights were, and I felt observed in each step. I supposed it was the little fishes that were swimming in a section of the wall that appeared to be an aquarium without glass.
A little sound distracted me from the colorful 4-eyed fishes
“Hello?” I could just hear my echo… This place was really quiet, even the water didn’t make a sound. Just when I was about to return my atencion to the fishes, I heard it again.
To my left, a little more back in the room, was a heavy orange curtain. Maybe the sound came from there.
When I pulled aside the curtain, I found a couple more statues. An old man with a big white beard that looked from an epic fantasy and a magical girl smiling and posing with her wand. Wow, and I thought the Seraphina was detailed. I could almost see each pore in her skin, her eyes so realistic I felt like she was watching me. The sound began again really close, it sounded… as someone with a gag trying to speak. This thing was definitely moving its eyes!!
It was looking between me and… something behind me. I turned back…
.
.
.
“Oh! you found my dolls” pfff it was just Levi in demon form “Do you like them?”
“They are so realistic… Are they enchanted to move?” I could feel a little of magic coming from them.
“No no, the contrary! I have to paralyze them each time I’m out or they cause trouble. I designed her dress myself based on the dress of Yuriko in Magi Magi Police Sun first season. She was the best VA the original series had, her remplacement never got the high notes… Her death was really a tragedy, she got hit by a soup truck. A really ironic death if you consider the mock in chapter 138 season 3… Tho, it was a good luck struck that she decided to kill her best friend for assuring her stellar just a couple of days before the accident… She came directly to my arms as if she were destined to be mine. She is the most valuable anime merchandise I have”
“So… this is the real voice actress?” A chill ran through my body while kept staring at me with her frozen smile.
“Yeah! If you want to play with her, she could even sing you a private concert! She knows all the routines, even the ones that came after her death, I made sure of that!”
I saw the curtain that extended through all the wall as far as I could see, a bunch of other “dolls” all in display behind it.
“Are they humans?”
“No no, the correct term is damned. Almost all of them are from my ring, but I traded some. Like this one! He was the author of “The epic of the red goblins”, a classic from the 30’s. I had to fight with Satan for him, but it was worth it! Oh, I could tell you the story of each one of them!... only if you want of course… you don’t find them creepy, right? Mammon says they are scary… as if a normie could understand the passion of an otaku!”
“What is that!?” I was so focused in the dolls that I hadn’t seen before the bright orange thing moving in his hands. It appeared as little tentacles covered in blossoms, its movements were erratic and… a little hypnotic.
“Ah! its Glory coral snake, Barbatos wants to make them tea… It was painful to cut them up, it takes more than 500 hundred years to grow a centimeter… Right! we have to go, the portal will close soon.”
He closed the curtain with his tail and we went to the door.
“All of them are so jealous of you...but… well… who wouldn't? I mean… you are… you”
My sweet snake demon was all flustered all over again. I brushed her cheek with the back of my hand and saw him in the eyes, smiling.
“Come on, you can tell me all about them later, ok?”
He beamed his smile and his eyes sparkled.
“We can begin the anime tonight! You know? Magi Magi Police Sun was the anime's first deconstruction of magical girls and the legendary inspiration for Hana Ruri…”
Bonus:
That afternoon watching Magi Magi Police Sun.
“And what would have happened if I had touched the water?”
“Oh, that would have woken up Lotan”
“Noooo, I wanted to pet Lotan!!!!”
“I already told you, Lotan isn’t a pet. He doesn't want to be petted!”
“Everyone wants to be petted” 😡
I finished a thing!! See guys? and you told me to sleep in the poll... I work better after 20h awake
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140 words for @drarrymicrofic prompt expect + microfic summer bingo (older drarry, 8th year, fake dating, no adverbs)
King's Cross, platform 9 3/4
"Promise me you won't be weird about him," Scorpius begged, half-hanging out the train window. "Because you had this thing with him in your eighth year before his marriage, doesn't mean you have to get with him after the divorce. Please, dad, he's my boyfriend's dad. It's gross."
"Son, sit down. The train's leaving."
"Dad," Scorpius whined. "Promise me, no gross stuff."
Draco sighed. "Yes, fine. I'll behave. But you'd better go find your seat, or else I'll find a cute conductor to snog in front of you."
Scorpius scrunched up his face. "Ew, gross. Bye, dad!"
Watching the Hogwarts train leave the station, Draco wondered if he could talk Potter into a fake/not fake make-out session at the next parents' weekend to scandalise the children. He would hate to disappoint his son's expectations.
For @lovelyloveliesss for the prompt "happening" for @drarrymicrofic wheel of drarry exchange 2025
"And then Al and Scorpius pull out their wands and hex people in the audience."
"Jesus Christ, Malfoy."
Draco sniffed and waved a dismissive hand. Who was Potter to criticize his artistic vision? "You don't understand, Potter. It's an allegory about the ravages of adolescence and a reckoning with the loss of innocence."
"It's a school play, Malfoy, not a reenactment of the war. Our kids don't need to reckon with anything of the sort."
"There's more than one loss of innocence, Potter." Draco waggled his eyebrows. "A less metaphorical one, perhaps. You do know what 'metaphorical' means, don't you?"
"I know what it means, Jesus. I still don't understand what you're talking about. All you had to do is make them sing a song or recite some terrible poetry. You didn't have to create some fucked up performance art about it. Why're you looking at me like that?"
Merlin, Potter was dense. No wonder Scorpius and Al had come out to Draco first. At this rate, it would take another year to introduce Potter to the mere idea of gay sex, never mind interest him in the act with Draco himself.
Draco was fully prepared to take out his frustration on the audience of his play. Life was a stage, as the Muggles say.
Draco would feel guiltier about listening to bedsheets rustling and dark, wet skin sounds if he wasn't well acquainted with Harry's deviant tendencies. There was no need to take your dick out in shared accommodations, yet here was Harry's dick: plumb and hard and shiny-slick. Even less need to fondle your balls quite so blatantly and spread your legs. Draco was a weak man. This was so unfair. What was he to do?
Did that deviant have to squeeze the head so shamelessly every time Draco licked his lips? Clearly, Draco was the victim here.
Ilya watches Shane leave the club with Rose. But instead of going home alone, Ilya chooses the nuclear option.
(Alexa, play "All the Things She Said")
Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov/Miles
Characters: Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Miles, Sasha
Additional Tags: Ilya/Miles, but only by a technicality, it is all about Shane/Ilya, past Ilya Rozanov/Sasha, what is the opposite of a fix-it, make Ilya worse, Ilya Rosanov has self-esteem issues, Ilya Rozanov has a self-destructive streak, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Pining, POV Ilya Rozanov, Angst, Drug Use, Episode Related
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I had to do my own episode 4 tag. Instead of fixing things, I decided to make it worse. Oops.
