Someone: So how was your week?
Me: I am so glad you asked! Well, I thought about it a lot and distinguished wishing I was never born and wishing I was dead. And I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that I’m actually really freaking stupid. Seriously, I can not shut up, I am such an idiot someti—
Me: *sees the LOOK on Someone’s face*
Me: Oh— You meant...my week...at summer camp— Oh. Whoops.
Someone:
Me:
Someone:
Me: Yup, well, I learnt that POIs in BP debate don’t actually need to be a question, so there’s that—










