#accidentallyblah

[theoncoming10thdoctor]

accidentallyblah replied to your post:someone pls save me from the horror of my...

I offer death as an alternative. But shhhh don’t tell Bri

*groans* please

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I was tagged by @accidentallyblah (sorry it took so long bb you know my computer issues and such) ((also how I love to procrastinate and all waaaaahhhhh))

anyways

Countries I’ve lived in: Brazil. 

Favorite fandoms: How can you ask me to choose that???? Um, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, Queer as Folk, the DC verse (mostly the shows tbh)....I’m gonna stop right here because TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM

Languages I speak: English and Portuguese (Brazilian Portuguese, that is)

Favorite film of 2015: A tie between Jurassic World and Gone Girl, because raptors and badass women. That’s it.

Last thing you bought online: ......I’m gonna have to go with the cooling pad for my laptop, but it’s been like....a long time, so I could be wrong

Phobias or fears: Clowns and rats. Get those face painted psychos and the sewer crawlers away from me

How would friends describe me: Dude. Like. Idk, crazy? Clingy? A cry-baby? You’d have to ask them, man...

Who would you take a bullet for: Maybe 4 or 5 people in the world, and like, I have to really love them. Look, don’t get me wrong, if like I have to take a bullet to save a kitten or a puppy or a baby, I will. But people in general? Nah.

If you had money to spare, what would you buy? A new laptop because this no computer thing is ridiculous.

[theoncoming10thdoctor]

accidentallyblah replied to your post:I’m a coward and a disgrace to the LGBTQ community

*hugs but pokes you* you tried, it’s okay to not be able to fight all the time. Do not exhaust yourself. You take care of you, damnit

*wraps you around me like a blanket* get ready to not move for a very long time

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guys guys ok so I was merrily washing the bathroom because today was cleaning day right and I was like singing and dancing around with the broom because well it's cold as fuck and I had to keep warm somehow ok so naturally I closed the door because I wouldn't risk anyone (my grandma) walking in on me singing at the top of my lungs and dancing all stripper like to Nicki Minaj but because I closed the door and had the music blasting as loud as it goes I didn't see that the water wasn't going down the drain because it's clogged and no one (my grandma) remembered to warn me about it so by the time I realized that the bathroom basically became a kiddie pool of soap and bleach the water was up to my knees and obviously because what is my luck the door wouldn't open because old wooden door plus water equals not good and in my panic it took me like two minutes to realize that I could easily shut the water off thing is that in those two minutes I may have screamed bloody murder because my brain kept reminding me that I can't swim and in my panicked mind the bathroom would fill up with water and I'd die so anyways I come to my senses and shut the water off and then proceed to use all my inexistent strength to yank the door open like I'm talking all my strength which may have resulted in some undignified grunts being released but whatever the point is that when I finally manage to pry the door open is to find not only two of the most beautiful cops I've ever seen in my life about to kick the bathroom door down but also the fire department coming up the stairs because my neighbor heard my screaming and called them and when no one responded to the front door and they heard grunting they burst in so I'm standing there soaking wet from head to toe (because I PANICKED EARLIER AND MIGHT HAVE SPLASHED AROUND A LOT OK) holding the door knob that came out during my attempt to free myself staring wide eyed at the cops and the firemen who were by then also soaked up to the ankles because the water from the bathroom broke free at the same time I did and because I'm me and I have the mind that I do I immediately think OH I'VE WATCHED PORN THAT STARTED KINDA LIKE THIS so of course I immediately start laughing uncontrollably to add to the confusion of those poor men in uniform SO LONG STORY SHORT the fire department unclogged my drain and I made ten new friends today including my neighbor whom I profusely thanked for coming to my aid when I mistakenly thought my end was nigh and all of them laughed until they cried when I told them exactly what happened all while freaking anaconda and freaking pound the alarm blasted on the background so this was my day

[theoncoming10thdoctor]

So I found this today:

It’s called “The D in David”

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that moment when it's like 3 in the morning and the love of your life sends you a list with over 50 FUCKING REASONS WHY SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE CRYING OR LAUGHING ANYMORE WHAT IS LIFE

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Tell six random facts about yourself and pass it on to ten of your favorite blogs 💖💖

oh god 

I so suck at these...

um ok, here goes

also sorry it took so long I suck at that too

I bite my nails whenever I’m anxious (which is what I’m doing right now and it makes typing very hard btw)

I taught myself how to speak/read/write in English, with help only from watching way too many shows and movies

I find myself reading fics at the most random times, and that includes crossing the street and stuff which almost made me get run over by a bus but it’s all good I’m ok

I cook and bake to relief stress...which makes my house always full of cakes and pies and such

I adore kids with all I have and it’s like therapy to be able to sit down and read a story to my nephews and nieces while they cuddle me really it’s like a lifeline at this point

I’m having a really hard month and I wish things would get better but I don’t know how they will tbh and that makes me even sadder