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[out-of-context-batfam]

Teen Titans (2014) #18

[rubberduckymondays]

My mom bought dragonfruit for the first and sent this to her friend

[r-aashi-blog]

You're a slightly tricky one, aren't you? With your devil may care attitude about this murder. Even when we both know the devil does care. But hey, if he's already dead, he wouldn't mind some extra publicity? We know you're a woman of the law, so what better way to push you than have you commit perjury? Why, you only have your reputation to lose if you don't. -A

[nowitallbegins]

Alex: "Mindy, it's me. Alex. I lost my virginity to you." Mindy: "Woah."

[austin-michaels]

We could be a million miles apart and I'd still never stop thinking about you. I'll be back soon, my love. I can understand if you don't want to see me but I am still coming back for you. - Lu

[countthelions]

My dad said he started crying when he saw my school's new theatre

[chaneldancegirl]

Bad Guy: You shouldn't have done that! Now you're gonna have to watch us kill your pretty little girl.

Diggle: Yeah, but you're forgetting I'm the one with the grenade launcher.