#accurate shit

[thegrapeandthefig]

You got Wine Aunt vibesss 🍷🍷🍷

Haha I’m honored.

[dethshit]

Toki: Skwisgaar, lets me plays de solos!

Skwisgaar: Lets me tell yous a littles storys abouts a mans named Sh

Toki: Bu-

Skwisgaar: Sh. Evens befores yous start. That was a preemptives sh. Nows, I haves a whole bags of sh withs yous name on it.

[incorrect-laferry-quotes]

LaF: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Perry: I keep a list. It’s LaFabatized.

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[brenna-ivy]

[vintagesoul1975]

@pleasesayheytoday

LMAO  

[miyotastic]

Mfs on TikTok keep predicting my shit

[loo-nuh-tik]

praising my boyfriend like:

[hannobehrens]

hello im charmaine, i find isco super hot and i ship any ship that comes into my life. i take too many naps but im still always sleepy. im too young to be this stressed. i have like 3 different birthdays because of timezones + long labour. i cry a lot. but that's okay because yiklam still loves me.

10/10

*me sees this* *cries*(yes my mom was in labour for 28 hours)(i was born in canada at 10:15 pm so that’s basically the next day in hk wow what a concept)

write an ‘about me’ pretending to be me and i’ll rate the accuracy /10