#accurate things

[bat-tool]

the people who claim to be your people and say they'll always be there for you are typically the ones who leave and the people you least expect to be there for you seem to stick around? how sardonic

[mysticdevils]

richie: eddie is my best friend, i wouldn't date him

eddie: *breathes*

richie: shit never mind, hello eddie-

[mysticdevils]

bill: i had NOTHING to do with it

bill: okay, it was my idea but i don't feel good about it

[mysticdevils]

scorpius, walking into the kitchen: is something burning

albus, leaning seductively on the counter: nothing but my desire for you

scorpius: albus the toaster is on fire

[mysticdevils]

jonas [to magnus]: you're an idiot, did you know that?

magnus: in my defense, i actually did know that.

[botrusanimarum]

@breakmedcwn coffcoff...

[botrusanimarum]

I swear to sweet chocolatey brownies that this is an RP blog.

THIS IS ME EVERY DAY

[13snails]

Ok so I ordered the Kylo Ren mask from the Disney store and my Dad and I were trying to get the voice modulator to sound better and having not seen the movie, he just kept making me yell “Fuck you, you fucking bitch!” to test it out