My HC for the Hans getting married thing, Jitka is not enemy number 1 edition:
Jitka is an Ace who views sex the same way most nobles view marriage.
Jitka is also smarter than most give her credit for and she knows how to use that intellgence to her benefit.
Due to this, Jitka is aware that her desire to spend her entire life with nothing but her pets and books for company is not plausible as a noblewoman.
But, she does know that if she findd the right man to be her husband, it might be obtainable to an extent.
So, she sets upon researching all the eligible bachelors at her disposal hoping to find the one for the job.
She hears about Hans.
And more specifically, about how people are gossiping about the handsome knight/bodyguard that seems to never leave the young lords side.
She clocks it imedietly and goes, "He will do."
Once her choice is determined she starts seeding the suggestion to her uncle. Pretending to be smitten by the stories of young Lord Hans Capon and all the great deeds he has done. Saying things like, "Oh I wish i could have a husband like him.". "But only if he would look my way...*dramatic sigh*." Etc.
Once her uncle sets things in motion amd she is finally able to meet him in private before the wedding she sits him down and goes:
"I know niether of us want to be here so here is the deal. We get married. You put a baby in me. The nobles get off both of our backs. You get to go on all the 'hunting trips' with your 'bodyguard', i get to stay home with the kid and read and cover for you while i do it and we both come out of this with what we want. Sound good?"
They shake on it. Everything goes according to plan, only she is plesantly surprised that she actually likes Hans and Henry and so not only does everybody get what they want but she ends up with two new besties/coparents as a bonus.