Aroace and agender Sasuke? bc like I feel like Sasuke never REALLY children it was just kinda forced on them by Konoha bc of the SHARINGAN bc if it was any clan that didn’t have a useful kekkei genkai then Konoha would be fully prepared to let them die out, and Sasuke never really seemed all that interested in it all. Agender bc nobody in the uchiha clan really cared abt gender bc they’d be able to pull ANY gendoff and if they grew up in a fuck-gender clan then the switch agender would be easier
real quick; I’m like 90% sure it’s not what you meant, but just to be 100% clear just in case- gender identity isn’t tied to expression, so they wouldn’t have to be super androgynous to be agender, and to my understanding ‘agender’ is more feeling like you just don’t have a gender- and thus having some sort of strong feeling attached to it- while gender-apathetic would be more what you’re seeming to describe, where they just don’t give a shit. Once again, didn’t really get the impression you were implying things or whatever, just wanted to make sure ^-^
I hc all of team Kakashi as Genderfluid, but even in that headcannon Sasuke is...mostly nonbinary, so Similar Hats i guess?
They and Sakura do NOT get each other for a million different reasons, but one of them is that Sakura’s insistance on being ‘femenine/girly/ladylike’ just...completely befuddles them. Naruto, on the other hand, is half-feral and raised himself and also doesn’t beleive in gender really, just whatever she’s vibing with at the time.
And I really like them being a bit more secure/confident with their gender because they were raised in a community with deviant gender expression! Like, screw it, if it doesn’t matter all that much anyway they might as well do what makes them comfortable.
On the otherhand, I think Sasuke did want a family, in some abstract way. Like, if one could just conveinetly appear out of thin air one day so their culture didn’t vanish completely, that’d be great. Given how Konoha let the Senju’s, and Uzumaki’s basically die out, I don’t think clan preservation is high on their priority list, no matter how vital the clan, so I do think having a family was Sasuke’s idea but the...mechanics of said family were not taken into consideration.
Sasuke: My lifes goal is to kill my brother and restore my clan.
Kakashi: I see. Uh. Does that mean I have to give you the talk?
Sasuke, a little hopeful: the ‘how to kill your brother’ talk?
Kakashi: Um. No. The Sexy times talk.
Sasuke: What? no. ew. they covered it in the academy, and it’s disgusting. fuck off.
Kakashi: Then...now do you intend to restore your clan?
Sakura: Ooh! I can help~~~
Sasuke, somehow hasn’t considered this before and doesn’t want to now, definitely doesn’t have it covered: No. Everyone shut up. I’ve got it covered
Sakura, a decade later, after inventing surrogacy: I told you that I could help =)
Sasuke: And I told you to shut up. Give me my government mandated daughter.
Sakura: Hm. No I don’t think I will. In fact I”m keeping her. And I’m naming her Salad.
And thus the Uchiha bloodline carries on, and Sasuke never has to do-the-do or get a relationship or anything, though Sakura insisted they get married because she wanted the political power of a clan name and they owed her for making them a baby free of charge and then raising it, and team 7 is all QPP and they all lived happily ever after
