I was summoned for jury duty. For April 20th, 2026. I’m genuinely speechless and don’t know whether to laugh or be furious. This is simultaneously the funniest and most targetedly offensive curveball I could have been thrown. How am I supposed to be a normal in a courtroom, let alone ON A JURY. On April 20th 2026. The only date it could have possibly been that would have been more targeted to put me specifically on a jury would have been October 9th. With my luck, I’ll be summoned for that date too as a kin-affirmingly targeted joke by the universe.
-Kristoph Gavin.
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