#acetali

[theophages]

you know when i was 13 i wrote 7k of fic (that i meant to be like 30k) about ginny/hermione being major important in the 6th book, basically just rewriting the sixth book with girls!!! in mind. and honestly. that was the most productive i ever was in fandom, or my life.

[theophages]

I’ve got all these little jagged pieces in me. Aquamarine sea glass embedded in my spine and spleen, and rough diamond buried deep in my liver and lungs. They’ve taken up residence in the caves where the people I’ve loved used to live. There’s a reason why they stayed in caves, instead of palaces, however. It’s funny, I guess, how I so thoroughly forget my grief, until my hands forget their way down the curves of my ribs and slice themselves open on the precious gems you gave me. My body is a burial ground upon which I dare not tread. And, the most precious things I own, the most precious things I am, are all secondhand from someone else.

I’ve got a magpie kind of love, so, please, be careful, before I steal the best parts of you. (a.p.)

[ratfriends]

kink: memes

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |  memes gettin me off right here on tumblr.com

[theophages]

me: [banging pots and pans] WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT STRAIGHTS you: what the fuck me: [loud and unearthly scream, wakes the dead in the process]

[theophages]

the dark wife is so good i cry. lesbian hades/persephone is incredible.

[doctopus]

ted mosby: exists. me: no thank u

[ariesize]

im cute and so is my small mulder

[ariesize]

me, sending u positive but Spooky vibes: B)

o i like tht thank u