#achievedscmething

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@achievedscmething

Ultra Magnus douses Rodimus with a fire extinguisher, “Rodimus. Desist. There is to be no random igniting oneself in the halls. That is a safety violation.”

[madisonxrussell]

achievedscmething replied to your post: “I’m afraid of asking, but who is Tarn?” 

“Meg’s head executioner and number one spike-sucker. Leads the DJD and… Also he’s a horrible shade of like, violet.”

“First of all, there’s no such thing as a horrible shade of violet. Second of all, he’s his head what? The DJ-what?” 

A pause. 

“I really want to believe it’s a coalition of DJ’s in the Cybertronian music scene, but my telepathy tells me it’s really not. Oh God. Please don’t let this be another terrible day.” 

[autobotmedic]

K ink Shaming Rating in Progress

@achievedscmething​ said:  

"Body shots."

     “There is nothing pleasant about giving or receiving injuries.” It can be satisfying against an opponent on occasion, but that is all.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FRAG yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[ifthearmorfitsarchived]

“...You do both realize that nether of you technically have ‘balls’, correct?”

@achievedscmething​, @404-processor-not-found

[madisonxrussell]

“Tubular!”

@achievedscmething

“Stop!” She laughed. “You’re so ridiculous! You’re like Keanu Reeves before his development as a serious actor.” 

[ifthearmorfitsarchived]

achievedscmething said:

Rodimus cups his chassis. “Ball bearings?”

“Oh. I suppose those count and are perhaps what you were referring to. Well then. Carry on.” Goes back to reading his datapad.

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"Haunted or not, you're still my little green bean!" Guess who's cruising for a bruising? This genius.

“Rodimus,” Minimus Ambus’s frame slightly bristled at the nickname, but he smothered it down with a servo and calmed himself, “You will refer to me by my name and nothing else. I am not a little green bean.”