#achille lauro

[itsmalombra]

My contribution to the 75° edition of Sanremo Festival lore.

[enter-the-bear-circle]

Welcome to Sanremo 2025 green carpet! We have:

A grieving widow at the funeral of her 5th husband

Unconventional bride

Unconventional bride's bride

Your aunt and uncle on a date night

Miley Cyrus

10 y.o. girl raiding mom's closet

10 y.o. boy raiding mom's closet

Hailey Williams in her best era

Mom warned you about them

How dare you question my emotional support medieval helmet?!!

Enjoy your stay!

[spaceytrash]

“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I need to get in achille lauro's head to understand why one evening he decides to serve the unimaginable amount of cunt and the other he is just some guy

[lunlumo]

also missed this, LMAO

[six-paths-of-jeanmarco]

Average chaotic gay and his best girlfriend saving him from further embarrassing himself (and her)

[mestruazioni]

you either die a hero or live long enough to witness achille lauro bring a mid song to sanremo

[lady-d-arbanville]

Achille Lauro photographed by Luigi and Iango