#achilles!!

[pocketkris]

helloo! trick or treat :D

trick! get couch scened

[lucy-frostblade]

hey that post you rbed about terf ideals etc??? i am. thoroughly confused by it. in what way is being frustrated by racial oppression equivalent to perpetuating transmisogyny????

(the “i hate white people” vs the. blatant terf kam stuff in that comic.)

this one?

[chaldeagates]

I haven’t seen any brynhild headcanons so could you please write some for her? she deserves love. Thanks!

Brynhildr

She has nightmares frequently about killing the ones she tries so hard to push away. They’re so frequent that she’s used to waking up in a cold sweat, tears pricking at the corner of her eyes. Due to this, she’s taking a liking to chamomile tea, and loves curling up near a window to watch the world outside while she calms down.

Brynhildr adores playing with her Master’s hair. She’ll comb her hands through it, braid it, brush it, she’ll do it all. It’s such a nice way for her to relax, but she tends to be quiet while she does it. Talking to her Master will just make her love them.

She spends most of her time in Chaldea around the child servants. The older servants intimidate her and she’s terrified of hurting her Master, so she cares and mothers the younger servants. 

Brynhildr loves fairy tales. Introduce her to Disney movies and she’ll spend hours just watching some of her favorites. The first one she ever watched was The Little Mermaid, and soon after her Master found her trying to comb Nursery Rhyme’s hair with a fork.

[pocketkris]

boy do i have a fic for you!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37936555

lyf finds nastya on their way out of yggdrasil!! its a tma crossover but it doesnt show up much in the first part of the series. also minor marius/lyf (aka marius is extremely gay for lyfrassir and lyf is oblivious)

im reading that!!!! :D well. not right NOW but im on chapter 20!!!!!! its very good!!!!!!!!

[chaldeagates]

Do you have anything for asterios ?? I don't know what to ask for I just want to read something of him ;-; please and thank you

Since I’ve been thinking about Moofer a lot I’m gonna do hcs of what he’s like adjusting to being in Chaldea! 

Asterios

Despite your best efforts, when you first summon Asterios, he keeps to himself, and it’s pretty easy to since he’s got that bull mask on. If that doesn’t deter any over-friendly servants, growling or screaming at them usually does the trick.

He likes to raid the kitchen for anything sugary late at night. Mash catches him one time and he nearly jumped out of his skin. She told you about it, and you, accompanied by Euryale and Nursery Rhyme, made it your appointed task to get him to come out of his shell.

Bristles whenever you try to get close to him, even after you’ve ascended him and you’re able to look him in the eyes. So you place some candies down on the floor as a show of goodwill and wait. They’re usually gone by the time you come back from doing your business.

Euryale often comes to visit, lounging near Asterios and talking to him about this or that, trying to get him to relax. It’s strange being in a new place full of servants, and she’s the best way to get him to calm down.

He’ll start leaving candies out for you, too. You’ll flop down in bed and hear a crinkling sound. Lift your pillow to find a small pile of assorted candies, gathered from Romani’s personal stash. 

Eventually, he starts quietly replying to your questions and even asking his own, wondering how your day was and if you wanted to see the small garden Euryale told him about hidden away in Chaldea.

The day where he fully trusts you is still far away, of course. But with each day and each Singularity, the two of you grow closer. A Berserker he may be, but his heart is made of gold.

[chaldeagates]

HC domestic fluff with Robin and Nobu?

Robin Hood

Always up before you are. Sometimes he doesn’t even sleep at night, he just takes naps throughout the day. 

Robin has a small cluster of potted plants near the biggest window in the house. You put little labels on them with the names you gave them. He may complain about how much work they are, but he really loves them. The ledge where they make their home is affectionately dubbed ‘Asshole Grove’.

You both have chinese takeout a lot more than you’d like to admit, but when you have extra spending money, Robin goes and buys some ingredients and makes a huge dinner. The leftovers last a week at least!

On weekends, the two of you take it easy, lounging around with each other and talking about whatever comes to mind. Sometimes you each read books and then swap them when you’re done, or even read the same book together.

He really likes scented candles. There’s a cupboard in the pantry that’s just full of them, ranging from earthy scents to baked goods. If he’s had a particularly stressful day, you’re going to find a few lit around the house.

Oda Nobunaga

Unless you’re constantly cleaning, your living space is bound to messy to some degree. If you’re both pretty messy, well...Nobu eventually gets tired of it and you both have a cleaning weekend. The house is spotless for about a week if you’re lucky before stuff starts to pile up again.

LOVES taking you to rock concerts, or if you can’t really afford it, you put on some music on the TV and just jam out. You’ve gotten quite a few noise complaints before, but Nobu always finds a way to dodge any real punishments.

Feeds the stray cats around the block in secret, until eventually you hear constant meowing at your door around 11 at night. She definitely doesn’t beg you to adopt a few of them.

Since Nobu kinda has the attention span of a goldfish at some moments, she likes to run around, jumping on the bed or letting loose a sick air guitar riff while you’re cooking. It’s fairly easy to get her to focus back on you with some affection!

She takes up the whole bed. Massive blanket hog, you either have to have separate blankets or cling to her with all your might because she will not let the blanket go, ever. Just be careful, she might kick you off the bed a few times if she’s having an exciting dream.

[chaldeagates]

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