#achstarter

[ryderlynntheskank-blog]

Why does every day I attend all my classes feel as long as a Monday should? I swear I am sitting here trying to do my homework and all I’m getting is “Blah blah blah, I would rather be doing literally anything else that’s not that”. Also pretty sure I randomly wrote song lyrics for an English essay. Someone...please give me some reason to not do any of this homework I have to do. 

[cheeriomarleyr]

BEST DAY EVER!

When Sue pulled me aside today I totally thought she was going to make some snide comment about how I was bloated from last nights diet cheat, since she totally as a sixth sense about that stuff -  but it turns out i’ve been selected to be on American Cheerleaders cover for their October ‘fresh faces’ issue! I’m so excited I might actually pass out.

[artistsmythe]

just when you think you’ve selected something on Netflix you get five minutes in and decide, “nah that’s not what I want to watch.” And then you’re back to searching for another hour. Hundreds of movies and TV shows, but can never find something.

All sorts of first world problems over at the Smythe house tonight.

[ryderlynntheskank-blog]

Well, I know I’m high as fuck when I actually listened to my moms pestering about my room needing to be cleaned. I just ended up throwing away 13 water bottles and at least 3 bottles of vodka...then I gave up on my room when I realized the clothes on the floor didn’t matter. But shit...I might have beaten my previous record with water bottles. 

[hbicblaine-blog]

Students of McKinley,

I’m sure that you’re not in need of an introduction, but for those impertinent, moronic few of you who may not know who I am - I’m looking at you skanks - you’ve found yourself in the presence of one Blaine Anderson, Co-Captain of the Cheerios. The pleasure is all yours. 

[haywardcommajane-blog]

Now that Facebook is filled with horrible Minions, I think it was smart to shift over here. Fuck those Minions. Well, no, don’t do that. Crap, now all I can think about is Minions going at it. Can someone say something to get my mind off that? 

[fchuddy-blog]

McDonald’s apparently makes and sells mozzarella sticks now. Do you guys understand what this means? McDonald’s might be replacing Taco Bell as my go-to place for my munchies cure. 

[ryderlynntheskank-blog]

So staying in on a Saturday night is turning super lame, please tell me there is a party somewhere or just something to save me from this boredom. I am close enough to actually drinking by myself.