he's wearing a shirt that stephanie definitely bedazzled as a joke and it certainly does not say " big daddy dent " on the back. ( it does )
“oh. i am quite seriously going to barf.”
she chances a glance at the back of his shirt, dragging her hands down her face with an exaggerated groan. gross. gross gross gross. she knows steph did it, so she won’t spill a whole fucking bottle of ketchup on it just so she never has to see it again. the fucking things she puts up with for her kids.
like that shit. good god jesus, she’s peeking an eye open with a hand slapped over her own face. another groan.
“no. you know what? i’m done.”
she points at him.
“don’t fucking move.”
she retreats to her bedroom, already ripping off her own shirt. the air reeks of spite. when she returns, she’s wearing a tshirt thrice her size over black leggings that end in emerald kitten heels. the shirt is black, the worst IMPACT font screaming across the front. THIS IS MY ONLY SHIRT WITH NO CUM ON IT. she raises her left hand and casually flips him the bird, quite frankly looks him right in the face.
“fuck you, buddy.”
















