Aug 25, 2022
This Gwyn/Ephendra/Wannessa exchange is. top 10 of all time. im dying of laughter.
"What do humans eat? You eat... stuff. No, I know what you like. You like..." *contemplative pause* "...bacon."
"I came and I'm running out of trail mix and I've been here for. weeks. I'm. So hungry. 😭😭😭😭😭😭."
"... for the human. Because they eat? ...How often do they eat?" "I think they eat every... three to four hours? And they have to be watered as well." *horrified fae noises* "I know, they stay hydra- They're mostly water." *EXTREMELY HORRIFIED FAE NOISES*
Gwyn, offering muffins: "They are safe, and not poisonous! ☺️ Because we would never do that. 😇 "
Wannessa:
Wannessa: "When you- I'm so hungry."