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The new nightly ritual: obsessively look through Pinterest for Disney things 

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Adulting means paying off some of your credit card so you can put more on your credit card

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In the past 2 days I've had dreams that: 1) acowsopinionmoo died and everyone on Long Island knew except they only knew her as Brigags 2) somebody gave me drugs in a department store and told me that if I sold them according to the directions on a piece of paper they gave me I could join their secret club. But the paper had weird directions involving running naked through a sushi restaurant and nothing about selling drugs so I gave everything to Rob Max to do. 3) I had a pet guinea pig but it escaped in a mall and I chased it for like 2 hours until I found it posing for photos because it had become like self aware.

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Michael

He almost got me arrested for throwing a donut into our friends backyard 

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My mind is saying go out and party but my body is saying go to bed asshole

Kbrigags (acowsopinionmoo), the bestest of friends

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Friendly's is supposed to be a nice wholesome place to eat mac and cheese and talk about drunken nights, not a place for your waiter to flirt so hard that you feel his eyes burning through your clothing

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acowsopinionmoo said: we should have just gone searching for cookies tonight….

It would have just been a lost cause and you know it. But really though, why the fuck is it that hard to find a rainbow sprinkle cookie on Long Island?!

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Emotional blogging can be dangerous, beware