#acpc hans

[meg-turning-over-a-new-leaf]

... why are you like this ... ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[megatownac]

The remaining four personality types and their Valentine’s Day comments:

Hans claims to have so many people to give valentines to that he will have to add me to a (presumably very long) list.

Flip would rather have something with protein in it than pure sugar.

Annabelle hopes people will get into arguments and/or fights, I guess.

Goldie is single! This is true for all Normal villagers, so if you thought that maybe Carrie the kangaroo still considered the father of her baby to be her special someone, NOPE, she does not.

[megatownac]

Hans seems awfully proud (smug, even?) for a man who’s going to go hungry this holiday.

[megatownac]

While it’s true that curiosity killed the cat, many people forget that the second half of the saying was originally that “satisfaction brought it back,” meaning that the cat was okay in the end. However, I think that perhaps Hans and his carving knife, which he kept in a jar for some reason, could easily change that.

[megatownac]

Annabelle wasn’t wearing a lot of green, and Hans wasn’t wearing green at all. Puck, though, was wearing his default shirt, which sure looks like a green clover to me! So good for Puck! Eat that mint-chocolate-chip ice cream, little buddy! You earned it!

[megatownac]

You know, I’ve definitely mentioned that I hate Hans, but I have to admit that he has a good point for once. It just goes to show: even a villager with an extremely unappealing catchphrase and visual design can still have well-written lines assigned to their personality type. Because he’s right! There ARE opportunities to impress people pretty much 100% of the time! I’m not saying you SHOULD impress people all of the time, or try to, just that you COULD.

[megatownac]

Hans, you’re not even on the MVP list. And LOOK AROUND. Lots of people are on that one.

[megatownac]

Fun fact: I hate Hans. Super glad I get to keep him in my campsite until he’s level 25.