#acpc annabelle

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Don’t think too hard about this.

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The remaining four personality types and their Valentine’s Day comments:

Hans claims to have so many people to give valentines to that he will have to add me to a (presumably very long) list.

Flip would rather have something with protein in it than pure sugar.

Annabelle hopes people will get into arguments and/or fights, I guess.

Goldie is single! This is true for all Normal villagers, so if you thought that maybe Carrie the kangaroo still considered the father of her baby to be her special someone, NOPE, she does not.

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I mean, she COULD put on a performance, but I think she’s just gonna sit there and drink her coffee, instead. It’s a damn fine cup of coffee. Or maybe it’s tea? Or, hell, it could be anything, so long as it’s kinda brown and in a mug. It could be Pepsi with a little non-dairy creamer mixed in for all I know.

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Annabelle wasn’t wearing a lot of green, and Hans wasn’t wearing green at all. Puck, though, was wearing his default shirt, which sure looks like a green clover to me! So good for Puck! Eat that mint-chocolate-chip ice cream, little buddy! You earned it!

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Yeah, dang, I was dead right. Here’s Annabelle enjoying this fancy jazz piano, and it’s exactly the same dialogue as Pompom playing the double bass.

Sorry for wasting everybody’s time! Again!

[megatownac]

I know I already made this joke with Teddy, but Christ, this really bugs me something fierce. I “found” Annabelle? Was she lost? Was she hidden away somewhere by ancient Aztecs? And Gulliver found one of their hidden treasure maps, and Blathers followed it to a locked chest deep in the jungle where Annabelle was being held in some kind of stasis, unaging, unable to truly live or die? And now I can invite her to my campsite?

This raises so many questions and I hate it even more than I hate how stupidly expensive it is to run these maps.