#acpc puck

[megatownac]

Heck yeah, little bud! I wanna see you rolling around on some hills! Let’s see if we can find a low spot in a field and you can roll around in it like a ball in a cone!

I tried using google to find a video of a ball rolling in a funnel or cone, and then checked YouTube, too. Did you know that if you look up “rolling cone” in YouTube it’s just a bunch of tutorials on how to roll joints? That’s super not what I wanted to see at all!

I don’t do any kind of weed drugs! They’re bad for me!

[megatownac]

Some animals talking to me about the New Year. I’m told that Japan considers the New Year to be a more important holiday than Christmas, which I can certainly believe. A much bigger deal is made about Christmas in this game, because you can turn that into a gift-giving event that requires you to run around handing out presents to every animal you know, but I think it makes sense for people to think of January 1 as a more important holiday. I mean, it’s the start of the year! What’s Christmas? Just a day to eat KFC and strawberry-topped sponge cake! Signifying nothing! January 1 signifies much, much more!

Anyway, Boris is going to quietly live an even better life than last year. I don’t know what he is talking about.

[megatownac]

Perhaps it’s more funny to me than it is to anybody else, but I love giving the penguin a hurdle. There’s no way he’s getting over that thing. He won’t jump that high, and he sure won’t fly. He’s just gonna have to climb it. Swing one leg over, and then the other. Probably fall down. It’ll be hilarious. Penguins falling down is pretty funny stuff!

[megatownac]

I feel your pain, my dude! You got one of those phones that didn’t cost over a grand, huh? Man. Shouldn’t’ve done that. Can’t cheap out, my dude. If your phone doesn’t cost at least twice your monthly rent, you’re gonna get those baaaaad pictures.

[megatownac]

Remember a few days ago when I said that it looked like the edges of this bed’s frame looked incredibly uncomfortable? Looks like Puck disagrees! His biggest problem with the bed is that it feels SO COMFORTABLE that he doesn’t ever want to get out of it! But also he immediately got out of it to talk to me, so I guess it wasn’t a big deal after all.

[megatownac]

Do you suppose Puck thinks of his flippers as his fingers? As in, he only has two fingers? Or do you suppose that, like other animals, he secretly has invisible fingers there despite it looking like his arms just sort of end? I mean, look at Soybean herself; no visible fingers, but obviously she has fingers. You just can’t see them. No big deal.

[megatownac]

Annabelle wasn’t wearing a lot of green, and Hans wasn’t wearing green at all. Puck, though, was wearing his default shirt, which sure looks like a green clover to me! So good for Puck! Eat that mint-chocolate-chip ice cream, little buddy! You earned it!

[megatownac]

It’s a big thing now in the office world to talk about how unhealthy it is to sit for long periods at a time. Personally, I’m not terribly worried about it, but I do like to get up and at least walk around for a minute or two every half hour to an hour. Just gotta stretch my legs! They get stiff and it kinda sucks! On days when I stay at home, it can be harder, since my cats like to fall asleep on my legs when I sit in my recliner and not move for two hours or longer.

So, assuming Puck eats every hour or so, he’s probably fine. Finer than I am!