06.03.2026
A MINECRAFT MOVIE ♡.ᐟ dir. jared hess ⋆˚࿔ 2025
❝ as a child, i yearned for the mines.❞
────✩ BE THERE OR BE SQUARE . . .
four misfits find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. to get back home, they’ll have to master this world while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, steve . . . starring: jack black, jason momoa, sebastian eugene hansen . . . LETTERBOXD: 2.4 MY RATING: 0.5
ʚ⟡ɞ notes: this was horrific. like it was fucking awful. i got up to shower midway through the movie and i had no clue what was going on when i got back,, but no clue in a bad way because wtf was the end of that movie. anyway i will never be watching that ever again. review here