#tom gormican

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onOct 27, 2025

[olvaheiner]

Anaconda (2025)

[cemyafilmarsiv]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

Javi Gutierrez from The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

If Javi Gutiérrez (The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?

House Targaryen

House Stark

House Lannister

House Baratheon

House Greyjoy

House Tully

House Arryn

House Martell

House Tyrell

Voting ended onApr 20

Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:

If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)

They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.

You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.

You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.

Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.

[in-love-with-movies]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

[littlcdarlin]

I’m really high and started watching the unbearable weight of massive talent and genuinely what the fuck is that movie about except for pedros dimples

[fyeahmovies]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) dir. Tom Gormican

[hudders-and-hiddles]

(re)watched in 2024: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent