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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 xepher ♡ xx ♡ occasional film enthusiast!

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──── 𖦹 .✧˚｡ take my time, i'll show you cloud nine

˖✧ xepher ⁺‧₊ she/her ‧₊˚ twenty ˚ʚ weirdgirl movie enjoyer ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ current top 4 # scream [1996], challengers [2024], 10 things i hate about you [1999], superman [2025] ˖°. ˚.✶ guadagnino, gunn, anderson, nolan enthusiast

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an angel lost its wings when they cut off zack addy’s hair

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my favourite genre of 2000s shows is consultant x law enforcement and i will eat it up every time

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17.03.2026

COLD STORAGE ♡.ᐟ dir. jonny campbell ⋆˚࿔ 2026

❝ could you please ask him to shut the fuck up?❞ ❝ what's he saying?❞ ❝ travis, can you please shut the fuck up?❞

────✩ IF IT SPREADS, YOU'RE DEAD . . .

when a mutating, highly contagious fungus escapes a sealed facility, two employees – joined by a grizzled bioterror operative – must survive the wildest night shift ever to save humanity from extinction . . . starring: joe keery, georgina campbell, liam neeson . . . LETTERBOXD: 2.8 MY RATING: 5.0

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: i went into this film not thinking i would enjoy it but oh my god. i love a silly movie that doesn't take itself too seriously but still remains good all the way through and this provided that. also blonde joe keery saved lives. review here

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my (probably not) hot take is that the mandalorian and grogu movie would've been a better if it was an 8 episode season. i wanted depth and character exploration and that movie gave us nothing. i wanted more about embo and marrok and how they picked up the bounty. i wanted more about the bits prior to mando and grogu going after that first bounty. i wanted more personality and life from mando. it was extremely mid at best and this is the first time i've thought about it since i saw it two days ago.

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10.03.2026

WILD THINGS ♡.ᐟ dir. john mcnaughton ⋆˚࿔ 1998

❝ after tonight, the three of us are not to be seen together ever again.❞

────✩ THEY'RE DYING TO PLAY WITH YOU . . .

when teen-socialite kelly van ryan and troubled bad girl suzie toller accuse guidance counselor sam lombardo of rape, he’s suspended by the school, rejected by the town, and fighting to get his life back. one cop suspects conspiracy, but nothing is what it seems . . . starring: neve campbell, denise richards, matt dillon . . . LETTERBOXD: 3.1 MY RATING: 3.5

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: i watched this sitting aisle seat on a plane and i had to stop at very specific parts so the people around me did not see very specific scenes. i thought it was fun though even though i saw through some of it in the beginning. review here

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08.03.2026

SCARY MOVIE 2 ♡.ᐟ dir. keenen ivory wayans ⋆˚࿔ 2001

❝ oh my god, brenda, we're gonna die.❞ ❝ IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN YOU IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! ❞

────✩ NO MORE MERCY. NO MORE SHAME. NO MORE SEQUELS - HONEST! WE LIED . . .

while the original parodied slasher flicks like scream, keenen ivory wayans’s sequel to scary movie takes comedic aim at haunted house movies. a group of students visit a mansion called “hell house,” and murderous high jinks ensue . . . starring: anna faris, regina hall, marlon wayans . . . LETTERBOXD: 2.8 MY RATING: 1.0

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: i'm actually speechless on this one. i have zero commentary i was struggling to get through it. review here

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07.03.2026

SCARY MOVIE ♡.ᐟ dir. keenen ivory wayans ⋆˚࿔ 2000

❝ the first amendment gives us the right to say what we want.❞ ❝ oh, shut the fuck up.❞

────✩ NO MERCY. NO SHAME. NO SEQUEL . . .

a familiar-looking group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a more-than-vaguely recognizable masked killer! as the victims begin to pile up and the laughs pile on, none of your favorite scary movies escape the razor-sharp satire of this outrageously funny parody! . . . starring: anna faris, regina hall, marlon wayans . . . LETTERBOXD: 3.2. MY RATING: 2.0

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: i think i'm too woke for this. it's more so the fact that this franchise seems to revolve around women being sexually assaulted and i'm not a fan of that. review here

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06.03.2026

A MINECRAFT MOVIE ♡.ᐟ dir. jared hess ⋆˚࿔ 2025

❝ as a child, i yearned for the mines.❞

────✩ BE THERE OR BE SQUARE . . .

four misfits find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. to get back home, they’ll have to master this world while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, steve . . . starring: jack black, jason momoa, sebastian eugene hansen . . . LETTERBOXD: 2.4 MY RATING: 0.5

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: this was horrific. like it was fucking awful. i got up to shower midway through the movie and i had no clue what was going on when i got back,, but no clue in a bad way because wtf was the end of that movie. anyway i will never be watching that ever again. review here

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05.03.2026

SE7EN ♡.ᐟ dir. david fincher ⋆˚࿔ 1995

❝ just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him yoda! ❞

────✩ GLUTTONY. GREED. SLOTH. ENVY. WRATH. PRIDE. LUST.

two homicide detectives are on a desperate hunt for a serial killer whose crimes are based on the “seven deadly sins” in this dark and haunting film that takes viewers from the tortured remains of one victim to the next. the seasoned det. somerset researches each sin in an effort to get inside the killer’s mind, while his novice partner, mills, scoffs at his efforts to unravel the case . . . starring: morgan freeman, brad pitt, gwenyth paltrow . . . LETTERBOXD: 4.4. MY RATING: 5.0

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: this was so much fun i love a mystery. it was also fun guessing which murder was which sin, and the ending!!! oh my god. perfect film. review here

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sobbing over the season 6 finale of the mentalist GOD

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WDYM PEDRO PASCAL IS IN THE MENTALIST HELLO???

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03.03.2026

SHATTERED GLASS ♡.ᐟ dir. billy ray ⋆˚࿔ 2003

❝ are you mad at me.❞

────✩ HE'D DO ANYTHING TO GET A GREAT STORY . . .

the true story of fraudulent washington, d.c. journalist stephen glass, who rose to meteoric heights as a young writer in his 20s, becoming a staff writer at the new republic for three years. looking for a short cut to fame, glass concocted sources, quotes and even entire stories, but his deception did not go unnoticed forever, and eventually, his world came crumbling down . . . starring: hayden christensen, peter sarsgaard, chloe sevigny . . . LETTERBOXD: 3.4 MY RATING: 3.0

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: hayden christensen vs playing characters that are lowkey a little pathetic is my favourite genre. has a lot of fun with this one and can't believe it had such an iconic cast. review here

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⭒˚｡☆∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° recently . . . but it’s getting my boyfriend to watch my favourite films with me !

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02.03.2026

JOHN MULANEY: NEW IN TOWN ♡.ᐟ dir. ryan polito, jake szymanski ⋆˚࿔ 2012

❝ sometimes i get nervous on airplanes.❞

stand-up comedian john mulaney tackles such red-hot topics as quicksand, motown singers and an elderly man he once met in a bathroom . . . starring: john mulaney . . . LETTERBOXD: 4.3 MY RATING: 5.0

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: john mulaney <3 i honestly think this one is one of his more underrated. review here

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01.03.2026

THE NUN ♡.ᐟ dir. corin hardy ⋆˚࿔ 2018

❝ whatever you do, don't stop praying.❞

────✩ PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS . . .

a priest with a dark past and a novice nearing her final vows are sent by the vatican to romania to investigate a nun’s death and face a demonic force . . . starring: taissa farmiga, demián bichir, bonnie aarons . . . LETTERBOXD: 1.0 MY RATING: 2.3

ʚ⟡ɞ notes: we couldn't find anything to watch and decided to put this on. genuinely one of the worst things i've ever watched. i don't recall a single thing that happened lowkey. review here

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my favourite thing about 2000s / 2010s drama shows is the fact that there’s always an impressive list of guest stars