#active roachie

[morttodea]

A chance to collect hanahaki petals for their brews and confess their love for their shiny starry husband??? Yes please! Yes yes!! sounds like a fun date, Sterling worry not your doctor is here~ @shiningsilverarmor

[an-ordinary-roach]

You see this patrolling the territory borders, Toma give you a friendly whoop if you’re a friend of her master!

[farmstead-crossroads]

“If it weren’t for the strange laws of these lands boy, I’d gore ya on these trees ya for our kind many times over- Do not test me!”

[simminmybestlife]

NEW SIM-LIT RELEASE: IS THIS LUCK? PRT. 4

SNEAK PEEK: 

IS THIS LUCK PRT. 4 - WHAT THE HELL 

The next morning, Major woke up totally naked with a massive headache and a blonde, white woman in his bed. "Oh, FUCK." He said out trying to leap out of the bed, but his head was spinning. What have I done? He asked himself. Major had devoted himself to winning the mother of his child back. What was he doing with a random woman in his bed? Evidentely, last night was one hell of a night. But, he couldn't remember any of it.

"Aye, Miss Lady. I don't know what happened last night, but uuuuhmmm... You've got to get up out of here." Major said disgraced with himself and his actions.

The woman stirred in bed and said "What? Major, what time is it, baby?" She asked, rustling in the bed.

"Baby?" Major replied confused. He didn't know this woman but she had acted like she knew Major for years. "I'm not your baby, I don't even remember your name. I had too many drinks last night. This was an accident. " Major demanded, rudely.

OHMAGOD YA’LL! Major has totally effed UP!!! SMH! Find out what happens on Prt. 4 of ‘Is This Luck?’ 

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[grimalk1n-hub]

@villains4hire​  Bor rolled their shoulders and let out a sigh after a good night's work of dead bodycleaning. The last one for tonight too, at least they hoped so.  They headed over to the fridge to grab a soda to down as a reward for their hard work. The window opened by itself to let in a magenta-colored cat, coming around to sniff about the newly clean living room.

Bor pulled away from their canned drink and huffed, “Ya better be levitating J.B. The client specifically told me to leave no prints, not even paw prints or else there’s gonna be questions.” 

“I’m not. And if you’d ask me it’s an entirely dimwitted rule to make up, but that’s not why I’m here. You may have been too focused on your task here that you completely overlooked the real visiter outside.” She points her tail towards the window where a drone followed her in. “It came to the cabin for you and I had to direct it here. You’re welcome.”

[b1ood-son]

@projectioniist X

It’s a BABY? The toon goat fiddled with their ears and shuffled in place at the sight of this cutie! “Marlowe?~ I didn’t know makin lil fellas like this was possible.~” Bor whispered lightly reaching out to give Marlowe’s head a gentle pat. This is so precious, they need to protect these two, it’s mandatory.~

[morttodea]

"Bor, I know you said you wanted me to eat you, but sitting on a bowl of Spaghetti is not what I had in mind..."

"That's because this is more fillin'!~ I even gut-loaded myself with all the good stuff too, so it's not like you're eating junk food~" the demon roach mused while burrowing themselves under the noodles. "And I promise ya, this ain't a vore thing. It's like an honor among roachie kind! and I'm crunchy!" Bor's just wondering if she'd do it, they'd won't be broken up over not getting munched on either.~

[morttodea]

Bor was quiet for a long, giving it some thought before coming to a conclusion! "Fuck man, you strike up a good argument!"

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