Listen up folks! I got something to P-S-SAY!~

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[ofgospel]

The Lawrence family  —— ( 1919 - colorized. )

Pictured from left to right: Bernadette (13) , Isabella (34) , Daniel (37) , Sammy (8) , Gabriel (15)

[b1ood-son]

How do you die?

“Eh, don’t be too hard on em, it’s a learning process.~” 

[vhs-rat]

H A I L

[b1ood-son]

“Don’t drag me into this, I don’t know that kid.”

[greppelheks]

I’m laughing so hard at this documentary 

[b1ood-son]

-gentle but meaningful bleating~-

[pastel-satanism]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a lovecraftian deity that wants to have fun and be nice, rather than instill fear in the hearts of millions.

[unexperience-archive]

100% unprocessed all natural poisonous mushroom salad, with ingredients you can pronounce and trust

[unexperience-archive]

non-GMO

[unexperience-archive]

it’s just a bunch of poisonous mushrooms in a bowl

[unexperience-archive]

it will cure any illness or ailment you have (because it will kill you)

[dcvildarlin]

– I AM ALIVE.                                                                I M M O R T A L I Z E D !

              YOU’RE THE CREATOR, YOU T R A I T O R !!

HEY -       THERE’S NO VACCINE …      TO C U R E OUR D I R T Y   N E E D S

                            FOR NOW YOU MUST BUILD UP OUR MACHINE,

                                      YOU DIE TONIGHT !!!!

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[somecutething]

That little tail wag 😍😍

[b1ood-son]

vampire-pigs-and-pizza‌:

“I said who are you, not what are you,” Gaz answered bluntly. “I meant your name, genius.”

She crossed her arms over her chest, already done with dealing with whoever-the-heck-this-was. “Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard of Bendy before. And vintage cartoons are cool. I like video games inspired by them. Now tell me your name or I’m getting my baseball bat.”

“Aight Aight! No need to get feisty! I just wanted tah make sure ya know where I’m from at the very least!”   B.Bor held up their hands hopefully to show they don’t mean any annoyance or harm! “The name’s BillyBor the Baphomet!~ The one feller who’d done those health PSA’s fer a short time.” They poof a top hat and did a little bow both to be formal and ease tensions. Humans do that to ease tensions right?

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[an-ordinary-roach]

[[So this started out as a thing for billy bor

this guy^ and it ended up a lot cooler than expected?? like dang?? so much so that I had to do that god meme!~]]

[randomeclectica]

Sheep and Standing Stone, Avebury, England

Photographer: Barry Andersen

Photo: BarryAndersen.com

[lionprincesuggestion]

I may not be your god, but you better believe that I am one.

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

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So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.

90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.

[bloodgutsandangeldelight]

Oh my god  D:

[legendofkatie]

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

[words-caramel-salt]

I heard that some records made during the 30s had laughter on them because they believed that listening to laughter would make others laugh along.

My God, they were wrong.

[srgntbarnes]

I’m gonna wake up tonight to girl with no eyes or something standing at the end of my bed now aren’t i?

perfect.

[superblies]

MOMMY

[smokedcheddar]

SWEET JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON HIGH SAVE MY WRETCHED SOUL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN HELL AND THIS IS PLAYED AT THE GATES.  

[inkyshark]

I actually kind of find this funny because I keep thinking there’s a trumpet player trying to play but these people in the audience keep laughing for no reason and the trumpet player’s trying so hard to keep the show going, but keeps stopping and staring at the people laughing. Then the trumpet player gives up as the people probably fall out of their seats laughing.