Gosh! I have had such a hectic few days I simply cannot imagine how it would’ve been possible if I was tied down with a job or study!
On Friday I realised I had run out of groceries so I went to buy more. Having all day to do this I visited three different stores, carefully comparing prices and quality of produce to make sure I only bought the freshest, most succulent food at the cheapest price. This included oats, lamb, plums, strawberries, apples, capsicum… all the good stuff. Allowing me to have tasty and nutritious meals for the next week, including my beloved free range chicken tendies.
Saturday I joined a workshop with a local group of activists campaigning to improve public services and raise taxes to increase welfare for NEETs. I learnt many things from these new friends and stuck around for the drinks they had planned with a local sympathetic senator. It was very rewarding having one on one time with a senator and she praised the important contribution I and other NEETs make to our society.
Sunday was mostly spent with your girlfriend. I asked her why she couldn’t spend this free time with you but she said you were too busy preparing for the week ahead at work and didn’t have time. With this summer being so hot we spent the morning at the beach before retreating from the heat in my cool apartment after lunch. Don’t worry, I asked politely to make love to her and made sure she was adequately aroused to take the 20th centimetre of my cock inside her gorgeous, snug vagina. In the evening she introduced me to some of your friends who all enjoyed my jokes about wageslaves.
Your girlfriend also left her bike with me for more repairs because she knows to count on me more than you. So I had her bike sorted while also completing the article on NEET philosophy for the local community magazine I told you about. I believe I mentioned it in an earlier post. In any case I’ll be sure to show it to you when it’s published.
Today has been a pleasant rest form all this activity, drinking a few beers in the heat and submitting my application to the reality show Survivor. I expect to be a strong contender for the title of sole survivor because of the many skills and talents I have had the time to teach myself over my lifetime of NEETness.