Summer of NEET

I've been living off the taxpayer all summer and it's wonderul. Here I share my happiness.

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I… I don’t know how to break this to you guys. I’ll have to be blunt.

I got a job!

I feel awful. It’s only been two days and already I have bags under my eyes.

I applied for a few jobs as a joke, just ironically and one called me in for an interview. I thought I would try and throw the interview by not shaving or ironing my shirt or anything and I went there and just told them about how great my life is and shit and the next thing you know they had me in for a trial where I’m following someone around and having to work.

My first shift was at 7am. I didn’t even know 7am was a thing before. But it’s an awful time. I want to tell you more about the job but that would be ‘unprofessional’. I’m already being sucked in by this wage slave mind control!

Help me please! Please someone get me sacked from this job!

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Surprise for wagie!

Yesterday a wage slave was asked to come to my rental apartment. Apparently the owner is concerned about some broken tiles and damp in the bathroom, so he sent a wagie around to have a look and give a quote.

So I left a little present for the wagie. I did a poo poo in the toilet and didn’t flush. Letting it fumigate throughout the morning. When the wagie came around to look at the bathroom I showed him where it was and went back to writing my memoir without saying anything. He left about 5 minutes later, saying he’s contact the real estate agent. He never flushed it, nor turned on the fan. Ahahah, what a pathetic little wage cuck, he just took the smell and didn’t do anything about it.

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Here you are bitching about how the government wasted money on public areas... when you're on the dole. Is this real life?????

Well yes, they should’ve spent that money on those who opt out of employment, education and training.

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Today I visited the new quay they built in my city and I was immensely disappointed. $400 million that they could’ve spent on more welfare for NEETs and instead they blow it on on some fucking handcut pavers. I take no solace in the fact is was named after world famous NEET Queen Elizabeth.

In any case, all the wageslaves were at work and don’t have time to visit the quay anyway. As my photos show the only people there were wageslaves who job it is to be security. One poor wageslave even has the unenviable job of cleaning the rancid filth and rubbish out of the stagnant water. He was armed only with a net like a pool boy. Even though I don’t respect wage slaves, I couldn’t help but feel pity for him.

Yesterday a very smart man, and ally of NEETs, described the quay as ‘trashy boganism’. He is very correct. The first photo depicts the first thing they’re building at the quay, a diamond shaped ice cream shop, i.e. some trashy bogan as fuck novelty. You’ll note too that none of my photos even look any good. This is not my fault, for my surplus spare time allows me to develop the finest photography skills, no this is simply a fault of the shitty quay.

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Just then I saw this on 4channel. Having read this, I look forward to my future like as a NEET which can only get better and better.

Today was still wonderful though. After sleeping in I treated myself to a delicious bowl of Weet-Bix before peddling my bike into town to have it serviced and the wheels trued. With no time constraints in the world I happily strolled home admiring the beautiful city I live in and examining the exciting new apartment developments.

While it was being repaired I played Xenoblade Chronicles X. A truly magnificent game that is simply epic in scale. I don’t know how a wagie could appreciate a game like this, with its enormous and detailed world to explore.

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An accurate comparison of the typical wageslave’s life compared to mine.

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Today I experienced how the other side lived, and it was awful.

Just for something to do I signed up for a First Aid course. Essentially I entered ‘training’ the T in NEET. Many of the other participants were sent there begrudgingly by their employers. Not only are they asked to slave away for their corporate overlords, they are now expected to save their life as well.

Anyway it was awful being confined to a room, discussing how to apply bandages for 7 hours and I can’t believe people willingly do this 5 days a week. I’m expected to go tomorrow, but I might just masturbate instead.

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I took this photo earlier in the week. I thought it was so great to see more and more people throwing off the shackles of work and embracing the NEET lifestyle.

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Alarm clock beeping Wagecucks weeping Time for floor sweeping And burger fIipping While NEETs are still sleeping Put on your slave collar Each hour you earn a dollar Your dignity level grows ever smaller Better run fast when customers holler While the NEET is being a baller

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Tragedy struck me today, or at least a vicious jellyfish did.

There I was, enjoying the hot weather at the beach, doing some casual overarm crawl to exercise when a stinger attacked me. With the wagies toiling away in the factories, I seemingly had the whole ocean to myself - the beaches available for NEETs to frolic. This exposure made me easy prey for the stinger.

At first I was annoyed, but I couldn’t let this ruin an otherwise perfect day. And as I flicked the remains of the disgusting mini jellyfish off my shoulder, I felt pity for stingers, as they are the wage slaves of the sea. Drifting aimlessly through the vast ocean, they can’t possibly hope to make a positive impact on their environment live a life of any meaning whatsoever. The best a stinger or wageslave can hope for in life is to lash out at an innocent NEET.

Later at home, I took a nap on the couch, an old issue of NewPhilosopher by my side.

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So busy!

Gosh! I have had such a hectic few days I simply cannot imagine how it would’ve been possible if I was tied down with a job or study!

On Friday I realised I had run out of groceries so I went to buy more. Having all day to do this I visited three different stores, carefully comparing prices and quality of produce to make sure I only bought the freshest, most succulent food at the cheapest price. This included oats, lamb, plums, strawberries, apples, capsicum… all the good stuff. Allowing me to have tasty and nutritious meals for the next week, including my beloved free range chicken tendies.

Saturday I joined a workshop with a local group of activists campaigning to improve public services and raise taxes to increase welfare for NEETs. I learnt many things from these new friends and stuck around for the drinks they had planned with a local sympathetic senator. It was very rewarding having one on one time with a senator and she praised the important contribution I and other NEETs make to our society.

Sunday was mostly spent with your girlfriend. I asked her why she couldn’t spend this free time with you but she said you were too busy preparing for the week ahead at work and didn’t have time. With this summer being so hot we spent the morning at the beach before retreating from the heat in my cool apartment after lunch. Don’t worry, I asked politely to make love to her and made sure she was adequately aroused to take the 20th centimetre of my cock inside her gorgeous, snug vagina. In the evening she introduced me to some of your friends who all enjoyed my jokes about wageslaves.

Your girlfriend also left her bike with me for more repairs because she knows to count on me more than you. So I had her bike sorted while also completing the article on NEET philosophy for the local community magazine I told you about. I believe I mentioned it in an earlier post. In any case I’ll be sure to show it to you when it’s published.

Today has been a pleasant rest form all this activity, drinking a few beers in the heat and submitting my application to the reality show Survivor. I expect to be a strong contender for the title of sole survivor because of the many skills and talents I have had the time to teach myself over my lifetime of NEETness.

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State and Federal Government agencies are using private investigators to conduct “optical surveillance” on members of the public, including monitoring the social media accounts of Centrelink recipients. This “open-source intelligence” is a growing trend, bringing questions about online privacy into the spotlight.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/02/the-australian-government-is-monitoring-welfare-recipients-social-media-accounts/

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What is the silly government trying to achieve? Do they think some NEETs might be closet wagecucks, slaving away for the bosses? I think not. Those enlightened Centrelink recipients like myself would never dream of toiling away to make a boss rich and happy. Instead The bosses taxes pay for me to relax and enjoy this wonderful summer.

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I can't wait to piss on my boss from on high

I didn’t get this job I applied for at work. I’m so full of such vitriolic hate and anger right now because I thought for a minute that I had a chance but I keep saying to myself “remember this feeling when you graduate college and piss on everyone here”

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Oh dear look at this unfortunately soul. Not only a wage slave, but in education too. I have bad news for him. His crippling student debt will be so much that he won’t dare quit his job for the MAN. He’ll have to keep toiling away, unappreciated by his boss, hoping to look for a ‘real job’ while regretting every decision he ever made.

This is another reason why I chose to beat the man by becoming NEET. I am debt free, and answer to no one. There is no one I’d like to piss on because I have such contempt for all non-NEETS that I wouldn’t bother unzipping my pants.

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Stuck in the Middle

A close examination over the opposing outrage narratives concerning Fire Emblem.

Hello wage slaves. While you’ve been slaving away, losing precious hours of your life to the rat race I’ve spent the day enriching my mind reading. I don’t discriminate in what I read because not having school or work, I have time to enjoy everything from literary classics to magazines. My favourite magazine lately is Adbusters, an anti-capitalist magazine highlighting the plight of materialist drones and wage slaves around the world.

But I want to offer you something free to read today, after all the tax man has taken most of your pay and given it to me. Alt-gaming blog Pietriots did a very thorough article on the controversy surrounding Nintendo’s decision to censor Fire Emblem: Fates. It’s 6000 words long though, so I hope you have time between your commute and bed to read it.

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Earlier this summer

People have been asking why I’m starting this blog now, in the last month of summer. Well my friends, because I was so busy living life before now to share my experience with you all.

Here is a mountain I climbed with a cave on top that I explored. Being NEET means I can travel whenever I please and enjoy all the majesty of this planet. I hope you wage slaves have more to remember for your time on earth than the numberplate of the various cars you’ve been stuck behind in the morning commute. Oh well, all the more splendour for me I guess.

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Giving something back

The day is just beginning but already it has been enlightening.

At McDonalds for breakfast, I could custom build my own burger from a large touchscreen panel. I could see the poor wage slave behind the counter trying to hide their fear in the machines taking over so I opted to pay at the counter, where I produced a voucher for free chips and coke. We live in a world of such boundless opportunity; free chips, free money for being NEET, free coke - that I decided to give something back. And you’re reading it right here.

Word of my blog has already spread so far that a local magazine asked me if I’d contribute a short autobiographical piece about living NEET. Of course I accepted because I want to share with as many as possible the glorious, fulfilling life of a NEET. Some may be scared of the machines taking our jobs but I see it as a glorious opportunity to enjoy life to the fullest with the ever growing people finding the joys of being not in employment, education or training.

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Bernie, your gf and me.

Hello friends,

Today was another another wonderful day off, full of adventure. Rising early at 9am, I sat in my dressing gown while reading the splendid news that NEET champion Bernie Sanders had won half the delegates from Iowa. The Bern was felt indeed. I look forward to his clean sweep of New Hampshire next week and increased financial support for NEETs

Your gf came over last night and watched X-Files with me. She rode her bike over and was upset that some of the gears weren’t working properly. I told her not to worry, I’ll have it fixed while she goes to university and today I made that happen. While out and about I enjoyed some free music by buskers and supported a local artist working on a chalk mural.

Ooo! Your gf just messaged me asking to be picked up from the train station. She said you were too busy at work to collect her. Don’t worry, I’ll make love to her gently after she treats me to a movie (Suffragette) for helping her out.